Baaaaaaaaahahahaha nothing like a good old poo story to cheer you up!!:ROFL:
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Baaaaaaaaahahahaha nothing like a good old poo story to cheer you up!!:ROFL:
A poo stories I have quite a few
Ds1 was only a week old and I put him on the change table to change him. While the nappy was off he peed all over himself and my hands, then he pooped a great poop at me and it hit the wall behind me and landed on the carpet. Dh was a great help. He fell over in the doorway laughing at us lol
Ds2 was 3 weeks old. I decided to attempt a walk with my 2 sons for the first time on my own. I failed to check the nappy bag (big mistake) I got down to the beach and we were sitting there enjoying the view when Ds2 decided he was going to do a massive poo. Nappy bag had no nappies and only one wipe. Poor child had poo up to his neck literally. I cleaned him as best as I could and wrapped him in a blanket and walked home promising myself to never ever leave the house unprepared again lol
Ds3 was 3 months old. We had just bought some beautiful new couches. Had them a week, He did a huge poosplosion. It was ll over me, him and the couch. I jumped up and I was dripping in poo and it was going all over the floor. Yet again Dh was a wonderful help. He laughed and laughed till he snorted.
DD apparently gets the poops when Daddy bathes her because without fail she poops in the bath 99% of the time. hehehe.. revenge is sweet I stand there and laugh while he dry retches
Well I've had a number of poo stories at work. My least favourites are the ones where you pull out the back of the nappy with one finger to have a look for a poo and get a long fingernail full!!! EWWWW.
I had an atomic pooer last week- bub was on antibiotics which notoriously make things runny. Anyway I checked him - very narrowly avoided the above and it was everywhere. All up his back to almost his shoulders, out the legs of the nappy inside his onesie, a bit up the tummy. It was a bath job for sure!
Oh, then my favourite, I just remember. One year old girl was playing outside, carer smelled something, baby was wearing loose trackies. Carer pulled back of nappy and trackies to check, and plop, very large solid chunk of poo fell out of leg of nappy and down trackie leg onto ground. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen and we all were in histerics.
And one final one - I walked into the bathroom to discover Miss 3 with the small plastic hand mirror (from the hair brush set we have to tidy up after rest time), holding it behind her bottom as she bent over trying to look in it. "What are you doing xx" - 'I'm trying to see if I got all the poo off' - soo funny and cute too.
I had the projectile poo too when DD1 was only few weeks old. Lifted her legs to change her and squirt, all over me the change table the wall the floor, it went everywhere. Thank god Df was home I didn't know where to start with the clean up. Luckily too we'd already booked for carpets to be steam cleaned the next day!
My poo story is referred to as the 'Bunnings Incident'.
DH, DS and I were at Bunnings one weekend looking at paint. I was holding DS when I heard and felt some 'butt rumbles'. I thought nothing more of it, until suddenly DH pointed out some sloppy poo that had dripped onto the floor. I held DS out, and there was poo starting to stain his pants. DH used the spit up cloth we had with us to wipe the poo off the floor, then we quickly went out of Bunnings to go and change DS in the car. The poo had stained everything he was wearing, and had run down his legs... but then I got to his nappy and there was hardly any poo in the nappy!!! I think most of it had escaped the nappy! :rolleyes: Fun, fun, fun.
Teehehehehehe thats my little sister Danni LOL!
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Sorry.
Actually, the fact that it was your sister and not you just makes it even more funny...for you I guess.
Heheheehe, these are funny!!
On the day we bought DS home from hospital, DH was being helpful and changing Bailey after a feed, (he put Bailey on the couch and was kneeling on the floor himself), you'd think it would have been an easy nappy change as there was only wee, and Bailey started to wee some more as Dad was changing his nappy so Dad quickly covered his 'firehose' with the new nappy, only to have Bailey then aim a poo-plosion all over Dads front. Poor Dad was holding a 'wet' nappy in each hand and was covered in poo on his shirt and called me for help. HAHAHAHAHAHA Talk about a 'welcome home' :ROFL:
I have a few. Eldest DD was a projectile poo-er. She squirted all up the wall near the change table on several occassions.
Little DD went through an obsessive poo stage once. She rolled her poo up into little balls and had a poo ball in all my shoes. Like 10shoes had a poo ball in. I could smell it but couldn't find it for ages although I knew she had being playing in it as her hands were covered in it. She also ate it on several occassions and had poo stuck in her teeth (she has gappy teeth totally disgusting)
But the funniest and most embarrassing one was when we were at ALDI and were travelling and DD poo-ed. I had to change her in the parking lot and as I was doing it her poo was hard and round and rolled out of the car and onto the foot path. I didn't realise at first till I noticed the old nappy didn't have a poo in it and when I went looking for it I witnessed a lady step into it and it got stuck to her shoe. I quickly got in the car and told my mother to drive off quickly whilst trying not to laugh and being very embarrassed. The poo rolled towards the back of the lady's car parked next to ours so she didn't see it as she walked around the boot and trod in it. She didnt notice straight away. I was so embarrassed as I would have scooped it back up if she hadn't trod in it. So eeewww
After reading all these stories, I am sooooo grateful to have never encountered a projectile poo...
My story is - when DD was trying out a big bed for the first time at about 18m, I always had to be careful opening her door after she'd been down for a nap because she tended to wait right behind it. So I opened it slowly one day as normal and could smell right away that things weren't right, and could see her face peeking around the door. So I pushed it open a little further to get my head in, and there was the pile sitting neatly right behind the door, and DD smiling sweetly with brown on her hands, face, chest....
I had no choice but to push the door open through the pile of poo to get in. Needless to say, it wasn't a pleasant clean up job.
Well I have a few too. But the best (or is that worst?) was when DS1 was 2 1/2, and DS2 would have been 1. DS1 was going through a phase of pooing in his pants and then taking it out. Everything else I had tried wasn't working, so I tried not giving him any attention - not commenting, just cleaning up without a word. He decided to up the ante - he waited till I left the room for a couple of minutes, pooed, took it out and smeared it all over everything - walls, floor, toys, books and his brother!! When I walked in he said "look, sunscreen!" - and I burst into tears. The worst thing was the scale of it - and the fact that he'd smeared it on the bean bag I had just washed. It had literally taken hours to get all the beans out and back in again and there it was dirty again within a day :(
DS1 just gave me reason to revisit this thread.
I was downstairs putting a load of washing on and he came downstairs without his nappy on and poo all over his bum and the backs of his legs. I wasn't fast enough to grab him and he turned laughing and headed back up the stairs, but he can't reach the door handle from outside so went through the catdoor. Not very pretty to watch with all the poo:lol: but the poo also got all over the catdoor and some of the screen.:doh: I have just finished cleaning it off... not fun!