Lis Jay - I'll answer your questions about temping/charting in the 1-6mths thread ;) see you over there.
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Lis Jay - I'll answer your questions about temping/charting in the 1-6mths thread ;) see you over there.
Hi ladies!
I'm new to this forum and sort of new to TTC. I am still on cycle 1 lol and I am going CRAZY!
I'm part of another forum, but thought I would try branching out :)
I don't think this is the right place to post, but it was the one with the most current comment lol
Nice to meet you all!!! :D
Hi Missi :hello: I just noticed your post...nice to meet you too!
come and join us in the Trying to Conceive (TTC) thread....
https://www.bellybelly.com.au/forums...ch-2008-a.html
The girls in there are friendly, supportive and understanding!! And you can talk about anything you like :D
I'm hiding at the moment though from that thread (tee hee) as I do not want to post about any symptoms etc in the two-week-wait since Ovulation so i'm laying low..... I'll be back in there in a week maybe.. just avoiding it at the moment for the sake of my sanity! I don't want to analyse any body stuff this cycle!!
c'mon girls! Noone has posted in here for days!!! :lol:
I thought of a silly one today.....
* You know you're ttc when you stand in the shopping aisle with your trolley and rock it back and forth like you would a PRAM!!! :cryinglaugh: (or is that just me?) tee hee cant' wait to push around a pram!!! :redface:
You know you are TTC when your home page in IE is Fertility Friend, and you check your chart 300 times a day in your TWW JIC your temps mysteriously change for the better...
Girls, Great thread I am :cryinglaugh: :cryinglaugh: !!!
LOL! Yes Ruf I remember doing that one!
:cryinglaugh: Ruf!!! hahahahahha!!
That reminded me.... every time I log on to the net, instead of typing in the website i am after like say, the banking website, i go automatically to the bellybelly one and type that in!!!!!! hahaha My fingers just automatically type in BellyBelly :cryinglaugh: :cryinglaugh: YES I am addicted :redface: :redface: (although haven't been in here as much as i used to be!!!) honest!
i have been having such a downer of a day today but i read over this thread and have been :cryinglaugh: since
Rufi lmao im so doing that right now.... i check ff all the time (god knows what im looking for lmao) ... i ever check my chart amillion times aday before i o lol.... the things we do huh
OMG ! sarajane PMSL ! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
That is hilarious !!!! I can't stop laughing !
hahaha, I had to look back and see what I wrote. Looks like my technique payed off!!!! rofl.
ROFL sure did Sara, i was thinking that the other day!!! :p
*puts hand up* I'll admit, I've been keeping clothes that might one day be appropriate at maternity wear since I was... 16? Around there somewhere.... lol. Only problem is, the majority of them are summer clothes - and I'm PG in winter! D'oh...
I LOVE this one - You know your DH is dedicated to the TTC idea when he walks out onto the patio, inspects the hanging pots and yells out...."I've got full ferning out here QUICK QUICK lets get busy!!!"
DH couldn't understand why I was giggling like a mad fool, and I was laughing too hard to explain it to him! lol. Every time I would get a nice full fern, I'd be all like - "LOOK! Look at all my ferns!" and he'd just nod tolerantly and say "That's nice dear." Hee hee....
I've been making baby slings for, uh.... all my friends babies! Right? Honest! I couldn't help it that it means I can perfect the technique before I was even UTD!
You know you are TTC when you "accidently" try on a maternity shirt at the store (hey it was mixed in with the jrs stuff!:redface:) and then can't resist putting the shirt you wore into the dressing room into the belly area and taking a cell phone picture... Or maybe just I can't resist,
Also, when you buy maternity clothes that can be worn when you are not pregnant, I am so pathetic!:cryinglaugh:
Lots of baby dust to all!
haha!! Good one girls!!!! :p
You know when you are trying to conceive when your DH takes his Zinc tablets in the morning and then starts walking around the house "wiggling and jiggling"... he said to me "babe, I've got some movement happening down here!!!!" haha!!!! as in, the sperm are reacting to the zinc!!! :cryinglaugh:
You know you're TTC when ........
You say to your DH "Let's go shopping at DPO on the weekend" :cryinglaugh: :cryinglaugh: Instead of saying "let's go shopping at DFO" (DFO the shopping outlets all across Australia)
haha funny..... I didn't even know i had said it, but DH picked me up on it! hehe :p
Oh Ren....i so feel for you, i know just how life envolved TTC becomes!
:rofl: That is a good one!!!
:ROFL: Oh wow this is a great thread!!! Thanks so much for the laugh!!!! :clap: i cant stop laughing at just how many of these I do....and didnt actually realise hahahaha
You know DP is commited to TTC when instead of asking you how was your day its - "so what was your cervical mucas like today honey?"
You know your TTC when you have just had a BFN HTP and put it in the bin. Then 10 minutes later you race back pull it out of the bin in hopes that it may have changed and you really didnt wait long enough. (As if staring at it for 30 minutes looking for a second line wasnt long enough) But you never know - you may have missed it!!
I just had to say this was a MUCH needed laugh when I did read it the other day (I didnt have a chance to respond at the time).
I wanted to add another too...
Knowing that AF not referring to a person or their nickname.
DP got all riled up because he thought AF (a persons name) wasnt coming over the other day because AF had his fishing gear which he needed that night lol.
So his AF did arrive and mine did not lol. Makes me think I wonder how many other people I have used AF around and they didnt get what I meant at the time lol.
thought I would add,
- buying opks and hpt's in bulk.
- getting a BFN ten days in a row, but still testing again the next day anyway.
- using a hpt at the end of af, just in case it wasn't a real af:redface:
- rereading posts from over a year ago, in the hopes you might find something 'new'.
- visiting EVERY forum you can possibly find online about TTC, even the really crappy ones (they are all pretty crappy in comparision to BB)
- carrying opk's in your purse.
I have another in the spirit of Mistys using a HPT at the end of Af just in case!
Using an OPK 9DPO, just to satisfy the urge to pee on something!!!!
Lol - yes i have an addiction to POAS!
i just have to add...compulsively googling "ultra sensitive HPT"s" in the hope you can find one that will work at 7 DPO
rushing to the shopping centre loo to test because you can't wait till you get home..yes, i really did that. sad, aren't i? (she blushes furiously!)
Using a POAS one day after ovulation even though you know there is no possible way it could be positive, you just never know - " i could be a freak of nature and be the first woman on BB to show a BFP one day after conception" - after all, those cheapie ebay tests only take a day to be delivered, and they are so cheap !!!
Your diary is full of notes like BD and CM and you forget to pay your bills/send birthday cards etc because you are so busy counting how many days till implantation/symptoms etc
Oh ladies, thanks for the laughs and for reminding me I am not the only crazy obsessive one around here :lol:
I have just finished glaring at pregnant women in the shops on my lunchbreak, while inbetween staring for way too long at other people's babies!:redface:
Only wearing light coloured knickers, because you would not like to miss anything in the knickers that could tell you ANYTHING !!! Lol
gotta love that one!!:
I have one! (sad of me, I know) Late to the thread but oh well.
*When you are that impatient you test early and spend the next week arguing with DH over the faint red line you swear black and blue that you can see - but he cant.
OH NO!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::
I would like to add -
- after dtd you lay with your feet up on the bedroom wall and notice the cobwebs in the corner of the walls / ceiling,
- after dtd you lay with your feet up on the bedroom wall and notice the eiling is dropping, so the next day DH repairs the ceiling
- you won't eat anyhting a day old in the fridge...just in case it causes your baby, (the one you have no idea you have even conceived yet) to have three eyes, green skin anda scaley tail,
- when ttc you drink so much water you worry the pressure of your bladder on your uterus might harm the baby, the same baby from above remark!
xxxx
This one applies to ppl on Fertility Treatment....in order to get pregnant to have cannot have sex or if you do you must use a condom...
thanks for posting these girls...too funny!:lol:
I was sitting on the loo the other day and thought "hmm I must remember to only buy plain white toilet paper, it will make it much easier to see an implantation bleed"
You know your TTC when
at the start of every cycle you count 40 weeks ahead to see what your due date would be :lol:
thats so true :redface::
I have been skulking around the boards but only just registered today because I saw this thread and had to reply. It made me laugh so much :) It's my first month of TTC and coming toward the end of the TWW so this has been a blast to read.
I keep thinking that exact same thing about the cough/sneezing and baby pops out!!!:
I haven't been game to buy baby gear yet, but I do have my eye on a couple of items that I will be buying whenever I do get a BFP :)
:lol: What a great thread, Just had to add:
You know your TTC when; your dog gets pregnant and you have a mini tantrum about her ability to get knocked up when you can't. Then you spend your spare time rubbing her back and massaging her nipples 'to help her out with breast feeding':redface: Then when she is having her puppies you stay up all night with her. And feel secretly jealous.
You know your partner is committed to TTC when every time you go to the pub, you get designated the sober driver "you know, so you can practice for when your pregnant"
I know I'm not TTC now, but just wanted to add one of mine :)
You know when your TTC when you see number plates such as BFP005 on cars and take it as a *sign* ;)
hahahahhah!!! love it!
How about when AF arrives you spend the day in bed, not because your in pain or feel sick, because you feel sorry for yourself and spend the day dreaming about how next month will be "the" month!
Well I know I do that n e ways!!
Beth-n-sarah, I did the exact same thing. I cracked a huge hissy fit and told DH "it's not fair! why can she get pregnant!!!!" He had a bit of a giggle at me!!!
Hahaha this thread is so funny, I just had to post!
You know you're TTC when you start taking HPTs from the first day of your cycle to your last, and are convinced that every twinge and pain is a sign. Ahhh I've spent soooo much money on HPTs :rolleyes::D
Oh, and you know you're TTC when you're thinking and planning TTC so much that you forget to eat...and convince yourself it's morning sicknes!! :redface: Done that a lot lol.
Or when (maybe TMI) you've finished making your partner happy with your hand, and when he's not looking, put all the good stuff back inside...hahaha.
And you know you're TTC when you take a HPT, get a BFN, but stare at it for the next hour, put it in the bin, look at it later, and still get all excited to see an evap. line (yes I've done this :S)
i was watching cook and the chef yesterday and did a double take when they were talking about eggwhite lol
and then i grossed myself out realising that chicken egg whites kinda actually are the chicken's CM!!! ewwww. thankfully I have never eaten eggwhite