Ahh Brett. 8 months on and you're still cracking me up.
I miss that guy, this place has so changed since he 'left'.
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Ahh Brett. 8 months on and you're still cracking me up.
I miss that guy, this place has so changed since he 'left'.
Maybe my son's love of thin apples is causing him to not gain weight. Should I switch to not-thin apples? And where would I find those?
Brett, come back! We need you!
Apple is thin.
Kate Moss is thin.
Kate Moss is an apple?
Maybe Kate Moss should eat oranges, to avoid potential cannibalism ...
But apples appear attractive, so maybe not.
I used Mum's happy chopper to mulch up some apple on my porridge today, it was distinctly NOT thin. But delicious.
Apple Tea Cake tonight.... not thin... but apple is buttery :D
Apple purée for dessert very thin.
I'm wondering if I decided to live on sunlight, but after 2 weeks took a sneaky snack of leaves, would the chlorophyll be transported to my skin? And if it does, would I still die of starvation given that I'm in the UK?
ERMAGERD!!!!! Sunlight is the new thin? Should I stop eating apples?
You should only eat an apple after holding it up to the sun for a minute to allow it to be infused with sunny goodness.
Just ensure that you're eating the sun, and not the son (irrespective of thinness) otherwise there can be negative rammifications.
How'd'ya like them apples?
Oxygenarians.
It is a thing. Really.
I still think apple gas is thin. And stinky.
Apples need to be very thin when missing two front teeth.
If you were a *certain football team* supporter, how thin would apple need to be in order to be chewed by one last remaining tooth?
I would think it depended on the tooth in question. A front one, you'd do alright with rather large slices. A molar, you'd need it a bit more easy to bite...
eye teeth are the best for apples I find. my dentist.told me never use front teeth to bite an apple, apples are too hard for teeth.
That does make sense DT, my guns sometimes get cut if I bite an apple front-on...
Anyone else notice a post above is directly copied from earlier in the thread? Or, like me, originally thought it was completely random?
I didnt notice. Sadly, jaqus had to leave us. I know we all wish him/her/it the best
Yep it was one of TFB's posts from the first page or so.:
Your guns bleed they must be some real life guns you have there!:
Cat xox
Well, I noticed straight away! How very rude.
Liebling has an apple in his lunchbox today.
Has Jaqus been shuffled off to the compost heap? Le Sigh. He/she/it had such a promising future in photosynthesis.
Sunshine is much thinner than apples.
There's no sunshine in Melbourne today.
Contemplating apples though.
Today is fat. I have neither sunshine nor apples.
Do you have leaves?
I have leaves. They are wet. Do you think water is thin?
No. Water is fat. Very fat. Always in those round drops. With apples you can cut the round into thin. Water is always tiny round bits of fatness.
Don't get me started on dust.
A. Dakota Fanning is thin.
B. You are what you eat.
=>1 If I eat Dakota Fanning, I will become thin.
=>2 If I eat Dakota Fanning, I will become Dakota Fanning.
Which is true?
You will become thin Dakota Fanning, but because you and the original Dakota Fanning will be occupying the same space in the same time, you will cause become a giant blackhole the rest of the universe on the same plane will be swallowed into, thereby making you fat. So you will become a fat blackhole.
I recommend against consuming Dakota Fanning. You can lick her arm if you like though.
Would you want to be Dakota Fanning?
I don't.
Just thin.
I'm pretty sure a black hole is thin, though.
Maybe I could eat a black hole.
Unless it's *in* an apply. 'Cause double negatives always make a FAT.
Pretty sure smiths thins dont make you thin, there goes that theory :p
I would like to bring to everyone's attention the dual nature of paper, which can be either very thin or very fat depending on perspective.
So should we include paper in our diet or not?
Oh the confusion! Mind = blown.
paper is fine, so long as it is after a rock, but never scissors.
some would suggest spock is the thinnest of all.
not my Spock she is a porka
lizard must be thin then
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock?
Did you know 100% of serial killers admit to drinking water?
Water is one of the main ingredients in herbicides.
100% of people exposed to water will die. - scary stats hey?!
i dont believe that first one L. i dont believe "do you drink water?" is something they ask serial killers...
water does sound evil tho...