If the carpark is practically empty do not park in the spot next to the only other car in the row !! You have a choice of several hundred other spots - use them !
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If the carpark is practically empty do not park in the spot next to the only other car in the row !! You have a choice of several hundred other spots - use them !
check that everything has gone after you flush ... and if it hasn't, flush again!! (rinse and repeat, ladies...)
wash your hands after going to the toilet.
turn away when you cough or sneeze.
don't touch my bump without asking first.
if you've got a crummy memory for dates and events, use a diary ffs.
and if you and I are in a client/professional service provider relationship, don't ever ask to add me on facebook.
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Erm? Really? I think I missed that etiquette lesson. I fart in cars, in lifts, in planes, in Mass... I ain't shy...:
if you are being served in a shop or by a cashier- hang up the phone!!!!!
they dont want to listen to your phone call and have better things to do than wait for you to finish
also my pet hate is people that walk away from where they are sitting at tables and leave their rubbish behind!!! Esp at Maccas and at food courts
FFS pick it up and put it in the bin provided- it aint hard!!!! and it means that other people that are waiting for you to finish, can sit down and eat without having to deal with your rubbish
If a Divvy farts in Mass and no one smells it ... does she really fart?:
THIS really grinds my gears!!!!!!:
I actually pulled a serial-FB-announcer up on this, it was getting beyond ridiculous - announcing the weight, date, time, name of a couple's first-born! GAH!
One from my DH --
If the petrol station is empty and you're getting unleaded, don't pull into the only pump that has gas too! Choose wisely :D
Also, if there is only one piece of loo paper left on the roll, don't leave it for the next person, change it!!!:
This makes me go spare :wall::
Don't jump queues. Queue jumpers go to Hell. But they have to queue up to get in :lol:
If you're indicating left the I assume you are going to turn left. Dawdling along with your indicator on is not cool. If you dont know where you're going, pull over and read a map. Dont hold up traffic just because you are an incompetent navigator.
If you are navigatorially challenged, get a GPS. (or get your wife to buy you a GPS :) )
If you are lost, cannot read a map and your GPS is sending you the wrong way, ask for directions. Your head won't explode if you do. Mine might if you don't and I am stuck in the back seat whilst you drive around in circles.
Kindness costs nothing. Even when you're stuck in the back seat of car with an directionally challenged driver who won't take or ask for directions and you think your head is going to explode in frustration.
Don't park your car on footpaths, forcing a mum with a pram and a toddler on a bike to walk in the road.
Farting in mass? As long as it's not farting in mass en masse!:
Don't leave your supermarket trolley in an empty space, walk it back to the trolley bay, so a: I don't have to move it if it's
the only car spot left and b: the wind doesn't send it hurtling into my car :wall:
if u pull up at a creek for a swim and can see that there are people there already enjoying a picnic and space is tight GO ELSEWHERE ie further up the creek, to another creek, home and come back later! Don't let your 5 massive stinking dogs, 27 feral children and your pet parrot out of the car and assume the people already there want company.
Do not smoke anywhere near the vicinity of a children's playground, you dirty filthy disgusting morons.
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Jude 07/10/2008 | Lilac 16/06/2011
:rofl: love it, i always try and make a gap where possible (clean toilets & paper permitting):
Ahh yes i think most people seem to forget this one.:
If your partner has a headache don't start singing the perri perri chicken song with the kids right next to their head! :rofl:
Oh yes! Also add to when the carpark is near empty: if you drive a huge car, don't park beside a very small car. You may have good vision, so respect that you are taking away someone elses when you park beside them.:
I don't slow down if someone does this to me! Just like to scare them a bit....lol:
Again, if they are taking their time, I just drive through the second they are out of the way, fully crossed or not!:
Ahh, you gotta love useless customers!:
Don't reverse park where it is TOTALLY UNNECESSARY! Nobody want's to wait for you to squeeze your car at the front door when there are PLENTY of parks left!!
If you come to collect your child from a birthday party then please make some effort to encourage them out the door quickly. Appreciate that the person who hosted the party is probably shattered and still has to clean the house and does not want to spend 20 minutes enjoying how cute it is that "little Johnny" doesn't want to leave and will not do as he is told.