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    Default Barbie dolls we wish they'd invented

    OK - here's one for the wide-eyed little seven-year-olds inside all of us.

    What barbie doll do you wish they'd invented?



    ME: Librarian barbie. Has normal feet that fit into comfortable looking shoes, naff cardigan and tortoiseshell glasses, and comes with a voice-activated "book trolley" that wheels towards you when you speak to it.

    (Take that, Mattel).

    You?

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    Actual Historical reenactment Barbie. The clothing is accurate and handsewn, plus comes with correct accessories. No horns on helmets are to be seen

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    And before anyone says Zombie Barbie, sorry but she already exists.

    I own one. She used to be some kind of pediatrician, until the zombie apocalypse. You remember, that time in December 2012 when the world ended?

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    I heard an urban myth that there was a divorce barbie, which came with half of Ken's stuff.

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    Curvaceous anatomically correct Barbie. I might have been allowed one then!

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    SAHM Barbie. Comes with minivan complete with child restraints, food and toys all over the floor, and sticky seats. She has a child attached to each leg, and a toddler on her hip. She comes with a permantly tired expression, and a very "mix and match" wardrobe.

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    Hahahahahahaha little chicken!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chicken View Post
    SAHM Barbie. Comes with minivan complete with child restraints, food and toys all over the floor, and sticky seats. She has a child attached to each leg, and a toddler on her hip. She comes with a permantly tired expression, and a very "mix and match" wardrobe.
    Not to mention dressed in stained wrinkly clothes

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    Nanna Barbie. She is 55 now.

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    What about bogan barbie? Flannels, leggings/skinny jeans, thongs, ciggie in mouth, VB can in hand, and when you push a button on her back lets forth such classics as "what the **** do you ****ing think you are are ****ing doing?" And "get us another ****ing beer love".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chicken View Post
    SAHM Barbie. Comes with minivan complete with child restraints, food and toys all over the floor, and sticky seats. She has a child attached to each leg, and a toddler on her hip. She comes with a permantly tired expression, and a very "mix and match" wardrobe.
    Lol! And a bf bra that's always got at least one side undone!

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    yep ... and at least two body fluids (your choice: drool, perk, breastmilk, wee or poo) and/or weetbix in her hair.

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    Walk of Shame Barbie... staggering home with bleary makeup after a big night on the town.

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    Scottish Ken ... so we can check whether or not there *is* anything under the kilt!!

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    Gym barbie with sweat rings under her armpits and in her crotch, a scarlet face and a bag carrying stinky shoes and a fetid towel.
    Refugee barbie - needs a safe home and comes with nothing

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    PMS barbie complete with bloating, irritibility and a break outs.

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    Couch potato Barbie - complete with couch, TV remote, boxed DVD set, packet of crisps, and a bottle of vino.

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    Obese Barbie.

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