Owies - here is to a speedy recovery
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Owies - here is to a speedy recovery
im home....my brain is fuzzy and my bum goesnt have the lemon in it anymore. After me telling the doc's that they have to get patholgy in to get blood out of me (they never belive me) and 2 1/2 hours of trying they finally called them.
I had a cyst that was 6cm in diameter. So now I have a valve hanging out of my butt, about 2 inches about from my woo hoo. I like to call it my 'puss on tap'. The doc's said its just one of those things that can happen...its burning a bit now due to the cut. THe valve will be taken out on friday and then things will be a bit better. Ive gotta have salt baths and sell flush the valse in the mean time (didnt I tell ya's im a gumby doll)
I am now also allergic to morthim. (I cant spell for crud can you tell). they gave me only 2.5ml and my hand went blue, swelled and got a nasty rash on it....nioce one
My woo hoo is all in tact...no need for fibre or anything..my diet already does enough of that anyway. Im just scared to have a pooh now cause its so close...not that ive had the urge (for a change) but omg fart woo hoo..the old poo poo valve can still swing them :)
thanks for thinking of me girls :hugs:
sounds ouchie - but it's short term and you'll be feeling heaps better really soon hun
so glad to hear from you that all is ok - and now i expect you to go and do something you NEVER do - take it easy and look after yourself!!
Ouchies. So glad you can still fart though. We'd explode otherwise.
:ROFL: take it easy hahahaha ok will try but can I knit still????
had to laugh......I didnt have a shower yesterday morning and cause i had a temp I was very sweety and lets just say...didnt smell to fresh so when i had to take my pantsoff all I kept thinking of was how smelly I was
Hooley Dooley! That does sound painful. And annoying with the tap... I guess better out than in though ;) I hope it heals up quickly!
WHAT A PAIN IN THE ............. Sorry i won't say it although it was really hard for me not too LOL.
Sorry its really not funny i hope that your recovery is a speedy one and not too much pain.
Take care
Nikki
Take it easy Maz!
knitting is ok - provided you are making sure you're relaxing (and keeping in mind the meds you're on so it may not turn out how you plan!)
Ah Mazza, that's why i love ya, you never do things by halves!
6cm is a pretty large lump, no wonder it hurt!!! Rest up. xxxx
Oh Maz,
Sounds horrible, hope you recover quickly!
Pain meds and knitting... I hope it turns out ok - sure it will but it could be quite interesting!
ohh ouch, hope you feel better soon.
Oooooh Maz - thats a big one. OUCH !
Glad you are ok and resting up at home.
Take care
Good luck with the PUS - Eeeeeeww !
xxxx
Awwww poor Maz! it just had to happen to u didnt it!
at least u can still joke about it tho!
Hope U and ur butt feels better soon!!!
ah whilst its happenign to me its leaving some other poor bugger alone
I have to buy a donut cushion.....I cant sit and it feels like osemthing is shoved up 'there' cause of the padding...ahhhhh this is the closest feleing I'll ever get to anal sex I tell ya's and I DONT LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Be careful with the ring cushions as they can make it worse as it adds pressure to the area iykwim?
oh I didnt even think of that...might stick to this big squishy one im sitting on then.
Thanks babe