Pfft.
Tell your MIL that she needs to stop smelling her farts.
Seriously...what is wrong with pale skin?????
J man has olive skin, I have 4 children and only V has olive skin...all my boys are as white as me :D..
Dudie - my eldest is a spitter for me (I know I know poor bastard) and my other 3 have bits an pieces of both of us.

