My DH thought the umbilical cord went into the baby's mouth, like a scuba

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July 6th, 2009, 07:43 PM
jamakin

lol!! that is hilarious! thanks for sharing :)
July 6th, 2009, 07:48 PM
Janie

LOL, that gave me more than a chuckle :rofl:!!!! You poor DH, he must be so embarrassed! But how excellent that you can use it as a way to get him to those classes.......after those he'll be an expert :D
July 6th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Floweryfields

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My grandma had to re-educate a pregnant woman who thought you pressed your belly button, your tummy opened up down the linea nigra and out came the baby!

Now that's someone who needed the classes.

Love the scuba idea though. That rocks.

OM, visual image of woman in labour on birthing bed frantically pressing belly button screaming, 'it's freaking not working'. LOL
July 6th, 2009, 08:58 PM
Nai

Just told DP and he now has a design for a t-shirt of babies with scubas that he wants to print :lol:
July 6th, 2009, 08:59 PM
Lolli

:rofl: **wipes away tears** That was so funny. Thanks hun, you just made my night....
July 6th, 2009, 09:00 PM
Epacris

Thank you so much for sharing... the scuba... :rofl: the vacuum... :rofl: Hilarious! :D

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