What has been your baby brain moment of the day.....

When on my holiday we were going out for the day and i was the last out of mine and DP's room so i walked out and hopped into the car. DP then asked if i forgot anything, i looked in my bag and went nope. Then he laughed and said i left our door wide open :doh:

But my baby brain has me forgetting everything, i will say something someone didnt hear it and ask me to repeat it and i forgot what i had said. Or half way through a conversation i will forget what i was going to say.

But DP has the best baby brain moment EVER we were walking through woolies talking about our baby and he said "you know what?" and of course im like what? he goes on to say "our kids will live to see the year 3000" :rofl: of course my response was "yes hunni if our kids live to be over 900!" he thought it goes 2099 and then 3000 :doh:

I got to DPs work the other day to buy meat and realised i had our surround sound remote in my hand bag :doh:

blah im glad im not the only one struggling!! today i tried to pay the checkoutchick with my medicare card....
and wrapping a pressie for my friend who's bub was born this morning i wrapped the box with half the goodies sitting besidde it but the blank card inside and had to unwrap it and put the missed stuff in, take the card out and the wrap it again...

I took DH's car to work to day (which is normal). When i got back from lunch, I don't know how it happened, but I backed into the wall of the underground parking. There was a huge bang, which was a total shock. I got out to see the crumpled mess I'd made, but it was only scratched. Mind you, I've scratched his car up before when not pregnant, it's just too big for me.

I think I outdid myself today....

Walked into a beautician off the street and asked if she had time to tint my windows.

She just looked at me and in a deadpan voice said 'and what part of you is your windows?' and I just looked back blankly at her for a moment and then said 'my eyelashes' in a tone that I'm sure said are you an idiot or what. Just as I said eyelashes I realised I'd originally said windows and just started laughing loudly at myself, trying to squeak out that I was sorry I meant eyelashes to begin with.

Can fit you right in now was her response but I do think she just wanted to back away quietly from the mad pregnant laughing lady heh heh

I am usually a very cautious driver, but recently sped toward a red light...had to slam on the brakes, and even then was trying to work out whether red means "go" or "stop."

I've also had to remind myself how to get to work, a 12 minute drive that I've done every weekday for over 4 years.

Also walked to the shops, did the shopping, then realised I didn't have my wallet.

The good thing about baby brain is that it's hard to get stressed about too much - cause I usually forget what I'm meant to be stressing about :rofl:

Today has been a shocker!!!! :wall:

I realised this afternoon that I left the snow peas and mushrooms I bought at the markets this morning - lucky for them, they get to sell them twice! :rolleyes:

I put everything I needed in the slow cooker for my lamb shanks, turned the knob on at the front and left it.... it really does help if you plug it into the powerpoint and turn the powerpoint on :rofl:

Went to SIL's forgot to take over some celery for her, forgot to take the pram out of the boot, and then forgot to pick up my old desk chair so I can use it as a sewing machine chair.... :wall:

And my other SIL, BIL and their DS are coming over for dinner I hope I don't stuff up anything else :rofl:

I keep asking people if they'd like to come to my hen's party...I've been married for years. I must keep repeating to myself 'baby shower', 'baby shower'...

I made porridge this morning and caught myself in time before pouring it into my coffee cup.....

My baby is 7 months old and I am still having major baby brain!

I forgot to renew my license by Friday when it expired so DH has had to drive me around for the last few days until I get the energy to drag him, me and 3 kids into Queensland Transport to renew the stupid thing (since I can no longer do it over the net because it expired). :doh: :doh:

i went to the butcher and asked if he could make up some more crumbed snags i had been lookin for like 5 min while i was waiting and coudlnt see any. he says to me y how much do u want. i say just 2kgs. he laughs and points at them right in front of me while i am starring right at them and says so will these do lol. i was liek yeah thats fine without tryin to sound like a Dhead.

everytime we go out for tea ill ask DH 10000 times wat he wants just to make sure i get the right thing and when his meals comes out it is always the oppossite of wat he asked for.

we were on the way to mums and i had told DH we had to pick up bread from coles for mum and as we drove past i was like rnt we gettin bread. so he plays dumb and says wat bread u didnt tell me, i sat there tryin to think if i told him till he starts ping himself laughing saying dont strain too hard im only joking. must of had a pretty stupid look on my face.

oh and the funniest one. i was laying down for a rest while DD had a sleep and DH came in and was tryin to get all frisky. i told him i just gotta pee ill be back in a sec. i went to the toilet then was like ohhh the hills is on. 10min later he comes out and was like u can just tell me if u dont wanna lol.

I was trying to tell someone what I was doing and refered to a necturine (spell) as a "fleshy apple" as I couldnt think of what it was lol