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I want to be able to shower with my DH again! We can't fit together anymore :( If he tries to pass me, I think i would fall out...lol
I want to be able to cuddle DH at night, wothout a pillow there, or leaking boobies...lol it freaks and grosses him out!
Ooh yeah, i can't wait til i can spoon DH again, with my whole body not just my stretched out legs and arms touching his (whilst my tummy bumps his back).
lol I love this thread!! I so get it all - the pants rolling down (not good when you teach year 8s and 9s and have to see out the next 2 days before resorting to whatever fits), the bum wiping etc lol. I tried to cook a pot of soup to freeze yesterday and automatically put the pot at the back of the stove out of the reach of DS... couldn't see into it and couldn't stir it, so had to move it to the front! Even then my belly kept hitting the bench hehe. And I'm so over the heartburn! And not being able to sit comfortably or sit close enough to the table to eat without food going everywhere because I have such a big gap between my plate and my mouth... I swear I make more mess than Ds at the moment lol
oo and as for shaving legs or tidying up bikini lines, let alone cutting my toenails... just not happening I'm afraid. And playing on the floor with DS is a nightmare, but the poor little guy just doesn't understand why mummy can't play anymore or why he can't wriggle back on my lap so he doesn't fall off...
Hey Mummytummy! hope the rest of the pregnancy goes well!
I'm only about 6.5 months pregnant and I can no longer see my woop woop, my husband said they are going to need a whipper snipper down there to make it look pretty again hahaha! might have to go for a wax.
I'm struggling now trying to pick things up and then reading about all you girls, it only gets worse!!!!!
Lewisi's mummy I hear you on the can't play, and can't fit on mum's knee.
I've been promising mine that mummy will be able to play on the floor in a few weeks.
he also tells me i have a big tummy, but then he thinks he has a sister in his :lol:
My boobs were called 'balls' by DS tonight! lol from the mouths of babes! And even though I always thought my boobs were rather large, they now look considerably smaller given what sticks out beneath them lol
:rofl: I'm loving this thread! I am with almost of of you, I can still fit behind the steering wheel, but it difficult to turn around when reversing though!
I am looking forward to bending down with DD without feeling like something is going to pop out down there!!! I forget that it feels like that when I do it then once I'm down there it is so hard to get up it's embarrasing! :redface: hahahaha
Gotta love the 3rd trimester! Funny thing is I will miss every bit of preg once I've had this little one, the good definately out weighs the bad! :D
...when your boobs sit on your tummy... and when sitting down your tummy touches your thighs.:redface:
...you find yourself yelling at your tummy "Get out Baby!"
I can still fit behind steering wheel, but I'm almost on all fours trying to get the washing out of the front loader as our laundry is quite narrow and if I squat I get wedged between the machine and laundry hamper :lol:
You start avoiding the phone cos you don't want to have to tell another person that bub is not here yet. (urgh, we will let you know! just leave us alone)
When all you want to do is sleep.....and you can't! When you get emotional because you're so freaking tired and stressed and worn out from everybody around you....trying to fix their problems and look after your kids plus 3 of your neices.....
Sorry for the rant just am so worn out cos I'm so big and tired and over it! Gggrrrrr. And soooooo tired!
when you get indigestion/heartburn even from boring bland food like porridge or steamed rice and veg! Bugger it - if I'm getting it anyway, I'm going back to eating food with flavour!
When bending over is just not do-able anymore!
When walking seems to take forever to get where you are going, even if it's the toilet, and your bladder is full and squashed and you kinda have to run, but you can't! :shakehead:
haha i remember that lol
i just found one pair of pants that were really comfy,they were like exercise stretch type pants maternity wore them all the time at home out everywhere loves them
When sitting too long on the floor with your toddler results in your legs and *ahem* vajayjay going numb followed shortly after by pins and needles - ouch! .....gotta remember to get a cushion!
lol, I love this thread...I swear there is something new to add for every pregnancy I have...:D
- Walking is soooo much fun right now, especially when if feels like bub is about to fall out my whohar, lol...sitting is the most comfortable thing, especially in my recliner, but then bub must get a tad more space, so rolls and rolls and not too comfy if I get a foot under the ribs...
- shaving my whohar by looking in the mirror, hahahaha, such fun...
- shaving my legs now is a mammoth effort and I look like a weird contortionist..
- bending, lifting, moving in general puffs me out these days, but how else can anything be done with 2 kiddies? unless I do it...
- forgetting my bump is there and running into things - and it HURTS! especially around the belly button where I swear the skin is thinner (you think I would know it was there by now, but no, sometimes I do forget)
- knowing my belly button is sticking out, but unable to see it anymore
- painting my toe nails - again contortionist style!
- getting up to pee at night when busting, only to find that there is not much pee at all, lol...
- heartburn after anything (including water)...I agree with a previous poster, I may aswell eat the yummy delish stuff as I get the heartburn from the plain stuff anyway.
- Laughing at my 3.5yr old who has a "frog" in his belly like mummy's baby. bahahaha
- the joy of my kids climbing onto either side of my lap/bump and using their elbows or hands into it as leverage - NOT!
- not being able to sit on the floor to play lego with my 3.5yr old as I can't reach across the floor anymore, lol, and my legs/whohar going numb from trying.
OMGoodness the list goes on and on and on...:dance: but I love being preggers...even the morning sickness that I have most days of all my pregnancies...
Rofl I am exactly the same! I know what you mean about running into things! And you're right it really hurts! O please let the next 5 weeks go quickly!!