when all you want to do is cry because you are that uncomfy.
when u r so tired cause you cant sleep of a night but when ur dead tired of a day you have other things to do.
when you knock your DD over all the time cause she stands right next to u and when u turn to talk ya belly gets her.
when you run into every bench you walk up to.
... when you're moving up to the maxi-gaviscon
... when people start asking you how far along you are, and you can tell them to the day how long until EDD
... when you lose your appetite cause there's a foot in your stomach
... when you can't fit into your usual undies
when you get out of breath cutting your toe nails....
When you are painting your toe nails and you can't reach your pinky so you think "ahhh stuff it!"
When you are walking down the hallway at work and people need to press up against the other side of the wall to let you pass.
When you need your DH to check "down there" to make sure that you are not growing the amazon jungle. :redface:
when u paint ur entire toe cause it wont be neat anyway and at least the paint on ur skin falls off eventua;;y lol cant believe the logic i had when i was preg lol
when it takes forever and u end up out of breath tryin to dry urself after a bath or shower
when u need help gettin out of the bath
when it takes 5 mins to struggle to get ya undies on
when ur once knee length nighty becomes a shirt that shows the bottom of ur bump
when the 15mt or so walk to the mail nox becomes ur daily exercise lol
when u just dont give a sh it about anything because it is too much struggle to even move.
when you speak openly to people about things that you'd usually never utter out loud
hemorrhoids...:o
discharge... :o:o
thrush... :o:o:o
and don't care
when ur inside bits feel like they are protruding down to ur knees
when its a struggle to be spontanious in the bedroom cause hubby has to lugg you into position just to get u on top lol lol
when u have no shame in telling that sexy male dr just how much ur piles are killing you
when u know the exact number of days till ur EDD
when u can no longer see below ur belly to groom and need ur hubby or a handy mirror to help
when shaving ur legs becomes a breath taking task
when u have to call hubby to help u get off the bottom of the shower
when u can no longer jump in the bath with ur other little kiddies cause there is no room
when its a struggle to get ur leg up on the bath just to dry urself
...when you can't close the toilet cubicle door because your belly gets in the way!
kirsten lol i always knock the toilet rool off the holder at MIL's tryin to sqeeze in to get the door close.
when your other children automatically reach down to pick up something you have dropped because they know you can't
... when you belch and don't care if you're louder than Barney Gumble.
... when you're sitting upright in bed at 12:57am knowing you'll still be sitting up waiting for the heartburn to settle at 3am
... when you don't care, you just want to empty those bowels somewhere nice.
...When you start to ignore dust and rubbish on the floor because you know you won't be picking them up any time soon anyway.
...When I'm shouting at DH that we are late for going out and then just as he is starting the car I say 'Oh I just need to pee quickly'.
...when your colleagues walk you to and from meetings, to make sure you take the lift and not the stairs ...
haha before I finished up they were walking me lunch, from & to the bus stop.. haha So sweet of them!!:
Ha ha ha.....when everyone asks if you'd like to sit down or if you'd like a glass of water.
LOL! I was 37weeks, went for a shopping trip to Ikea.....I knocked over a stack of about 6 glass bowls with my huge tummy , they smashed everywhere :( i was mortified!!!! lol!:
When you are starving yet become full after 3 bites cause there is no room for any food!
When you catch people staring at your belly cause it's randomly moving...
When you cry for no reason whatsoever...
When you can't reach down and grab your bag off the floor in the car or in a plane...
When you struggle to fit down plane isles (2 planes trips today, cannot get my bag and waddle down the isles!!)
And to think I still have 12.5 weeks more growing to do!!!