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These are great!
You know you are heavily pregnant when:
- you go for a bikini wax and only discover after you get home that your undies were on inside out and that the nice beautician was too polite to tell u!!
- you hit your tummy on the door trying to squeeze into the cubicle of a public toilet! Those things are just not big enough!
When your belly knocks over some poor man using a walker because you misjudge the space needed for your belly to move between him and the shelves in the grocery shop :redface:
OMG Inside out undies !!!!!!! :rofl:
.... you can sit closer to the desk again cos your belly has dropped :o ...
When ur sitting on the couch, and u bend down to itch ur foot and u let out a huge fart.
myson: you can bend to itch your foot ...??
LOL to inside out undies.
- You know you're heavily pregnant when DP starts commenting on state of feet and suggests buying you a ped egg - then offers to give you a pedicure! :redface:
When you seriously consider that even death itself must be more comfortable than the searing, all day heartburn you're being plagued with.
When at 31 weeks pg, your co-workers AND husband suddenly say "Wow you've popped!"
When you can hardly stand to sit in your office chair becuase of the back pain.
When pooing takes a 3-4 day digestion process then 30 minutes to do (once a week), leaning right back when sitting so there is actually some room for your intestines to work.
When you are SO tired when you get up to wee at night you either fall asleep on the loo or are so tired that you can't remember if you have weed yet or not.
OMG I am sitting at my work desk almost weeing myself laughing at some of these! Sorry I know I shouldn't laugh but the way they are said just cracks me up :lol::redface:
When the little old ladies in the mall are actually walking faster than you.
When you need the toilet every hour to half hour
When people look at you & say "I don't think you'll make it to your due date by the looks of it".
When you sit on the lounge & have everyting set up in reaching distance so you don't need to get up, unless it's for the loo.
When you worry people in the supermarket if you take a really deep breathe :lol:, i had a lady thinking i was going into labour in Woollies.
I agree with the lounge one. It is too soft and low for me to get off...I have to roll off it like a walrus.
:rofl: bwah ha ha ... speedy little grannies in the shops!!!!!! yep, they go zooming by me in a blur!!!
I had a granny tell me to get on the bus before her yesterday! I was shocked!
Granny's I dont even see, it is the snails that go speeding past.
You know you are heavily pg when DH volunteers to hang out the washing and carry the dirty washing into the laundry for you, cos if he does then you might not be too sore to do other things.
You know you are heavily pg when the garage repair guy bumps you to the top of his 3 week waiting list to fix a cheap and nasty door that the department doesnt want to upgrade so they don't have to fix it again.
you know your heavily pregnant when
- the group of girls who shoplift from my shop every week see me loitering near the front of the store, i overhear one go 'ay shes pregnant' and they leave...maybe they feel guilty for stealing from a pregnant chicks shop??
- customers ask you to get something from the front of the store and when you come out from behind the counter and they see your belly they go 'oh nah its ok ill get it' ..... (damn right you will, the other day i sent a customer up a ladder to get the last pair of pants off a mannequin, naughty me but rather her fall than me LOL)
- when the ladies at coles ask if you need someone to help you take your shopping to your car (i no longer have to ask them)
- when the guy at BP on night shift feels bad and instead of making me pay thru the night window, opens the doors so i can come in and choose an array of midnite chocolates LOL
When ur asked if your having twins!
and when u go into a clothes shop and you have trouble closing the door while in the cubicle!!
Oh my goodness the tein comment yea whatever but that was a shock with the cubicle lol! I love being pregnant and can't believe my pregnancy journey is almost over for this baby! But oh how exciting!!!!!!!
Hey Girls,
What a laugh but all so true i know im getting heavily pregnant when:
-putting on undies is a balancing act
-standing to shower is so hard to do i sit on the floor...then relaise i have to get up somehow! Really not pretty.
-now when i vomit i have to try not to wee myself too (unfortunately still a daily event)
-my mum on crutches with 6 hip replacements can out walk me.
Oh well not long now.
Love Bee
When you wake up in bed needing to go wee but have left it a bit long so bladder is really full and sore...this results in shuffling down the hall like an idiot, desperatley squeezing your thighs together.
when ur looking at a preg magazine with the week to week outline and it has a picture of at conception with heaps of sperm at the egg and you actually almost cry due to all the possible could have been children that didn't "win the race".....that is some hormonal emotions for you!!!!
ANOTHER old lady let me on the bus before her today.