Gawd, you'd have to get them earlier than primary school then. My GF walked out of childcare and refused to take home painting because she refused to believe her child had done it.
It was potato stamping, apparently the star was perfect and red, the circle was perfect and blue etc etc etc, so she said either an adult had done for for her, an adult had directed her who to do it this particular way and she knew that if her child had done it herself there would be stuff smooshed and mashed everywhere and they should be ashamed for teaching her child that way AND she didn't want the silly teachers artwork on her walls anyway.

