Found the best T-shirt, but couldn't bring myself to buy it!
So I was wandering through Big W today, and saw this printed T-shirt....
"Daddy taught me everything he knows (it didn't take long)"
I laughed and laughed, but just couldn't bring myself to buy it... I really really really wanted to, but just couldn't traumatise my delightful children any further.
However I will continue to remember it and laugh!
(Oh and I wish someone would bring out those Father's Day cards that say "Thanks for being an @$$hole!!!)