Dear Magic Moving House Fairy

I'd like you to come and pack up my house, move all of our stuff and then unpack it please.

Whilst I'm looking forward to moving into our own home, I'm not looking forward to the process of moving. We only moved into this place in January and I really can't be f***** doing it again.

On the upside we had a big chuck out last time we moved so we don't have that much stuff. We still have all the boxes and MIL, mum and dad are taking some time off to help with the kids, pack and unpack. We have professional movers so no lugging furniture.

We are moving on 1 Sept fairies. Please pop it into your calendar.

I may have to ask for their services not long after.

Ugh. It's my first move with child. We have been here nearly three years, and oh! the accumulation.

Come on fairies!

Go into each room and do it til it's done. No faffing about just get it done! I did that with my last move, just went in with say 3 boxes and told myself I wouldn't stop til they were full. Then if I had time 3 more boxes etc and then moved to the next room. Good luck and I hope those fairies arrive for you - you know there are REAL fairies that do this stuff but they ain't cheap!! We did use removalists last time but not for packing. Loved it and will never move again without them. Hugs to you - it sucks - we did 2 moves in 3 months with 2 kids under 3 :o

OMG Tanstar is a moving house fairy!!!!! I'll PM you my address so you can get started.

I might start tomorrow.....