Things children say :rofl:

Couldnt find were to post so posted here ::):


Today my daughter who is 4 has had me in stitches it started with her shower this morning asking if i could wash her hair with hairpoo please :lol:

We went into town and she said "there's a carrot" im looking and not seeing a carrot she was looking at a weed in a crack on the footpath

My DD then asked a young bloke why he was wearing girls leggings (he was wearing the skinny leg jeans) he didnt know what to say I was tad embarrased bout that one

My DD1 the other day was watching Dh go to the toilet (he wasnt impesed) first he was 'stinky' then Daddy you have a tail

So cute!

The other day I cleaned out the car and all of my hidden junk food wrappers in it. I made the mistake of putting them in the household bin which DS (4) then peered into. Standing with his hands on his hips he said "mummy………why, when I look in the bin, do I see lolly wrappers!?!". Insert stern glance in my direction. Busted!