[FUN] Middle name for my second child

Grigio sounds pretty cool for a boy, yes? I mean, I wouldn't call him Pinot, that would be cruel.

Chenin also sounds nice, but maybe for a girl, and Merlot - that could be either gender. Like Stormageddon.

But Chardonnay? No.

I wonder if I could get away with Martin Ifan... then he could be Martini. I think when I finish the Pinot Grigiot I could move onto the Martini...

OK, names for my second child:
Stormageddon Grigio (for a boy)
Stormageddon Chenin (for a girl - but maybe too much of a mouthful?)
Stormageddon Merlot
Stormageddon Martin Ifan (for a boy)
Stormageddon Martini (for a girl)
Stormageddon Asti

Not going down the ale route here... but no inspiring ale names. I wouldn't go for Sauvignon as a name either, so it isn't about if I like the drink or not. Not entirely. So what do you all think?

And before you all get excited - I'm not pregnant. Unless I can get knocked up by good wine alone.

What about...

Stormageddon Cosmo (for a boy)
Stormageddon Cosmpolitan (for a girl)
Stormageddon Appletini (for a girl)

So long as you don't use
Stormageddon Champagne
Stormageddon Spumante
Stormageddon Moselle

I think you would be fine with any or all of the others :)

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What about...

Stormageddon Cosmo (for a boy)
Stormageddon Cosmpolitan (for a girl)

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i like them!

I love the middle name from how I met your mother...

Stormageddon waitforit ....

What about..

Stormageddon Westcoastcooler

Would that be out?

or Stormageddon Lexia

If I had another child their middle name would be Danger

just putting it out there....

What about Verdelho Or Tempranillo?

Stormageddon Gewürztraminer.

Hands down.

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Stormageddon Plonk?

So... Goon is out of the question?

I have, in my life, met kids called Shiraz and Chardonnay.

I was going to say I think Shiraz is more girly, but Merlot would definately work for a boy.

Lexia may be a little girly too. Hmm... there's always Reisling?

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Hmm... there's always Reisling?

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lol, or go the whole hog and use 'Brown Brothers Crouchen Reisling', even dropping the Brown Brothers I think it would be a more masculine name.

I like this as it's a bit old school posh
Stormageddon Houghtons White Burgundy :) very unisex- bonus!!

I am loving some of these suggestions! Gewürztraminer and Reisling are being added to the list. Reisling for a girl, pronounced Resh-lynn, of course. Like Aisling only I really like alcohol.

Lexia is nice too, for a girl.

Danger and Waitforit a little too pop-culture inspired, IYKWIM. I'm not aiming for tacky here. Which is why Chardonnay and Champagne are out. I know a Shiraz too, only not spelt like that. It's a real name for a person, not just an alcohol name for a person. May be in for a boy then! He was a pretty good surgeon, so as Liebling is the rocket scientist, Stormageddon may need the brain surgeon name. Stormageddon Shiraz... not too Stan Lee?

Maybe Stormy needs two alcohol-related middle names. I'll tell DH that Esox Lucius is out. Cos 5 given names is just silly.