Masterchef - the apocalypse episode

It's the first series of Masterchef since the apocalypse. The stakes are high, your prize is 50 litres of diesel, a fertile heifer, 2 boxes of .22 ammunition, a scythe and some seeds.
Your ingredients were cached by the BB brains trust in the days before the final confrontation.
You need to cook at least 3 courses.
What will you cook to win? There is no need to include a recipe - just name your dishes :p

Your ingredients are listed below.

Big containers of water.
Large crocks of sauerkraut.
Beef jerky.
Nuts.
Chocolate...
Tins of tomatoes, corn, 4 bean mix
corn chips
Dehydrated fruit
Oats
Baked beans
Dates
Couscous
Dehydrated peas
Noodles
Protein shake powder
Cat food or Cat
Chicken or eggs
Rice
Spices
Condensed milk
Long life milk
Coffee.
Wine
A keg of cider
Whisky
30 bottles of tomato salsa
mi goren noodles
Tinned tuna and chicken
Pasta
Salt
Possum jerky
Tinned spagetti
Goats cheese (past its use by date)
Sough dough bread (mouldy)
Tinned spaghetti.
Kimchi

ETA - rum

Oh wow. I'll be back after the kids are down. Some cool possibilities here.

Entree - possum jerky on a bed of tomato salsa and cous-cous
Main - A fricassee of cat with beans in wine. Served with creamy pasta and goat's cheese.
Dessert - spiced rice pudding with whiskey soaked dates.

Why didn't anyone pack sugar? Huh?

Entree:
Tuna and corn patties (corn chip crumb) with couscous and rehydrated peas
Main:
Curried chicken and rice soup
Dessert:
(Pick the mould off the sour dough)
Chocolate bread and date custard pudding - soak dates in whisky.

WHO didn't pack the flour people!

ETA Zazou posted while I was posting - so I didn't steal the date soaked in whisky from her honest!

Do we get to vote?

Haha this is awesome cant wait to see what else is thought up

Lol whoever bought the whisky is going to be popular.

Soak in cider, much better ;)

1. Aperitif of whiskey with optional side of cat nachos (tomato salsa, beans, corn, cat, spices)

2. Mains of mi goreng noodles in chicken broth, with a dried fruit and possum jerky chutney, with side of kimchi

3. Dessert of chocolate with prailine crumble (slow boiled dates in cider, then smashed up with nuts and crystalised) with wine. Lots of wine.




Why is the rum gone?

Did we have rum?

I probably drank it.

That's not good enough.

why is the rum gone remix


One of my body combat tracks is to this:D

Is it a sword track? I think we did it last week.

Yus. Snap, punch, clip, punch, grab your sword, back and stab. Snap, punch, clip, punch, grab your sword, back and stab. Then knees. Lots of knees.

So. Many. Knees.

Though the "Drummer Boy" Alesha track has been in my head for over a week, and as we did it again last night, I suspect I will give up and get it on iTunes.

The Probiotic Night

Entree: steamed peas on a bed of kimchi

Main: Tinned chicken and nuts stirfry on a bed of cous cous with a side of goat cheese infused sauerkraut and for the penecillan kick a bit of extra soury-dough bread.

Dessert: sticky date rum rice with a condensed milk chocolate jus

Drinks on offer: water with a nip of rum. rum not optional...there to burn the bad breath away.