Suck, Suck, Suck, Oooh look at that pretty toy, Suck Suck Suck, Ooooh I heard a noise

DD (7months) is doing my head in during the day when she breastfeeds because she is on/off on/off...... I am pretty sure this is what she is thinking.......


In the Lounge Room .........Mmmmm Boobies, I'll have me some of those.... Suck Suck Suck...... I can hear a noise (pull off, look around, try to roll of Mums lap)..... Suck Suck Suck ......Ooooh the TVs on, I'll stretch my head around and watch that.... (pull off, let Mum spray milk everywhere, get grumpy when Mum tries to reattach, Bugger Mums turned the tele off) ........Suck Suck Suck ...... Oh I can hear my big brother making fireman siren sounds in the next room .......(pull off and look around) ..... Suck Suck ...... Oh, look at that shadow ....(pull off, then whine when Mum tries to reattach me)..............Suck Suck Suck..................Ooooh I think something tickled my foot ...... Pull off and wonder why Mum is getting annoyed .........

In my quiet, darkened room where Mum is trying to minimise distractions ......Suck Suck Suck ...... Oooooh there is light coming from underneath the door, whats happening out there, what am I missing out on .......Suck Suck Suck ......... On there are so many pretty things in my room .......(pull off and try to roll off Mums lap again).........Oh, you've put the boob away, I wanted some of that.......Suck Suck Suck ..............I think I can hear a truck in the street .......Pull off and strain to hear ........

At the Port club where we went for birthday lunch, at the back where there are not too many people so I dont get distracted ......Suck Suck Suck........ Geeze I hope Mum is being discreet and classy, Kochie is the President of Port Adelaide .......Suck Suck Suck ....... Ohhhhh some old ladies just came and sat at the next table .........Hi Old Ladies!! Can you see me? ...... Suck Suck ...... Pulls off leaving Mummy's books exposed .......Suck Suck .......Oh look Dad's come over to stand between Mum's Boobs and the old ladies..........I cant see the old ladies .......Suck Suck .......Pulls off again .......Wonders why Mum's packed up shop and put her boobies away...........

Arsenic Hour....... I'M HUNGRY, You've barely fed me all day ($%#@&!!) .....whine whine whine, fuss fuss fuss, gimme some boooooooooob.......suck suck suck, Oh, I can smell something, Mum must have been preparing dinner .......suck suck suck ..........I'm bored of this, what can I play with ...........I WANT BOOB, get them out again NOW!!!

In Mum's bed at night in the dark .................Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck etc etc .......20 mins later .....why has she taken the boob out and replaced it with the dummy? I was sucking on that ....... Oh, she needs some sleep.................

:D

The Joys huh? I love Breastfeeding, but far out its hard work sometimes!

Lol. Read this whilst breastfeeding dd and she is doing exactly this.

Except... Suck suck suck oh dads walking around upstairs....suck suck dads still walking....suck suck oh
Dads coming down stairs, maybe he'll come in here...suck suck...nope he still hasn't....

Oh nai I loved reading that sooooo much! Miss annika has clearly been getting tips off miss Clara lol. Ahhh sometimes it drives me crazy too xxx

Perfect! I can so empathise. Especially when DD was that age.

I could have written this exact post. We've had all that but the latest is suck suck ooooooh rip off with our two sharp little teeth to look at the doggy then oooooooh, what happens if I just pinch the little round pink bit REALLY hard? Oh, see how high Mummy jumps!

Oh it's maddening, isn't it?!

Im loving my jelly stone, DS will often find that to play with, before he gets distracted by the world.
our big one is - suck suck 'oh hello sister, lets play!' everytime DD speaks or looks at him

Oh huge lol!!

Yep, I clearly remember both my girls doing that, especially DD2. She is such a busy body! I often had to feed her in her room and pretty much have always had to settle her asleep away from any action whatsoever as she is just too much of a rubberneck!!

Oh I giggled. DD was like that at that age too. Drove me bats**t crazy. At 10 months she is heaps better and more focused, but I second the jellystone - they've saved my sanity a few times. Oh Lulu, that pinching really really hurts

Wonderfully written. Thank for the giggle! Ahhh.... The things I've got to look forward to :-D

I remember that phase very well, I can so relate!

Beautifully written :D Made me miss those moments, feel your pain and laugh all at the same time!! xx

pmsl!! so true, so very very very true

:lol: and it's even worse when they don't release the nipple to see what's going on behind them ouchieesssss

Some lovely person suggested I make this an article on BellyBelly :) I think its a beautiful, light hearted and fun piece. Whaddya reckon, Naomi? :)

Of course, how exciting!!!

Go for it Kelly, feel free to edit as appropriate/necessary as I typed it out pretty quick with complete disregard for everything my English teacher taught me about writing! Haha

Ah, but they make for the very best stories :)

That's my 5 1/2 month old DS to a 't'! I love it. :)