Important Reasons Why I Haven't Started My Report/Article/Essay/Thingie
I need to write an article.
It's an important article, and I picked the subject and got it approved by the editor about a month ago.
I have sort of started it. Kind of.
I have done all the printing, and checked no one else has written an article about it yet. And I have sort of written an introduction and a conclusion, but there are some bits to fill in.
The article is due tomorrow. No flexibility, due to publication dates.
I have stayed at home to write the article, instead of attending church and lunch (which is sad, I like my usual Sunday of church and family and extended family lunch shenanigans) but as I spent almost all of yesterday asleep, needs must.
But now there are so many things preventing me - genuinely preventing me - from being able to write this article. It's like the universe is set against me, saying,"No Peanutter! You cannot write that article! You. Shall. Not. Pass."
Genuine, important, valid, and oh so understandable things which have prevented me over the past 89 minutes include (but are not limited to):
- putting on a load of washing
- hanging up a load of washing
- unstacking the dishwasher
- restacking the dishwasher
- washing some pots and pans
- washing the highchair tray
- putting some books on the bookshelf
- cleaning a space on the table
- going to the toilet
- going to the toilet again
- making coffee
- making tea, because my coffee was too hot
- hanging up some nappies
- tidying the change table
- putting some junk mail in the recycle bin
- deciding what I will wear
- changing my mind and deciding pyjamas are just fine today
- changing my mind again because my sleeve is a bit wet from doing the dishes
- changing my mind yet again, because stuff it, I'm staying home today and pyjamas wet or otherwise are just dandy
- picking up some toys
- putting away some dry clothes from the airer
- gazing out the window and wondering if I remember how to mow the lawn
- putting on a load of dishes
- putting away some dry tubs
- locating DS1's giraffe
- deciding whether to leave the giraffe where it is, or put it back in DS1's room
- contemplating going back to bed, to be refreshed and ready to write
- boiling the jug again, because the tea is now cold
- trying unsuccessfully three times to decide what to eat for breakfast
- locating and eating left over dDoriots and M'n'Ms because let's face it, this morning is already ruined
- drinking the tea cold, and making hotter coffee
- putting away random ingredients which have mysteriously accumulated on the kitchen bench
- wiping down the kitchen bench about 5 times
- wondering if the truck on the other side of the road is full of robbers casing my joint
- wondering whether my procrastination will be eked out sufficiently long for the load of washing to be ready for hanging up
- going to the toilet again
- clearing away the breakfast dishes from the DSs
- locating and putting on a jumper
- surfing through facebook
- surfing through BB threads
- refreshing BB approximately 16 times in the hope that something new and interesting has popped up
- debating whether to start my own thread
- starting my own thread
- realising my coffee s perfect temperature and should be enjoyed immediately
- becoming too hot from the coffee, and removing jumper, only to realise that without it I am too cold