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OK - here's one for the wide-eyed little seven-year-olds inside all of us.
What barbie doll do you wish they'd invented?
ME: Librarian barbie. Has normal feet that fit into comfortable looking shoes, naff cardigan and tortoiseshell glasses, and comes with a voice-activated "book trolley" that wheels towards you when you speak to it.
(Take that, Mattel).
You?
Actual Historical reenactment Barbie. The clothing is accurate and handsewn, plus comes with correct accessories. No horns on helmets are to be seen ;)
And before anyone says Zombie Barbie, sorry but she already exists.
I own one. She used to be some kind of pediatrician, until the zombie apocalypse. You remember, that time in December 2012 when the world ended?
I heard an urban myth that there was a divorce barbie, which came with half of Ken's stuff. :o
Curvaceous anatomically correct Barbie. I might have been allowed one then!
SAHM Barbie. Comes with minivan complete with child restraints, food and toys all over the floor, and sticky seats. She has a child attached to each leg, and a toddler on her hip. She comes with a permantly tired expression, and a very "mix and match" wardrobe.
Hahahahahahaha little chicken!!!!
Not to mention dressed in stained wrinkly clothes:
Nanna Barbie. She is 55 now.
What about bogan barbie? Flannels, leggings/skinny jeans, thongs, ciggie in mouth, VB can in hand, and when you push a button on her back lets forth such classics as "what the **** do you ****ing think you are are ****ing doing?" And "get us another ****ing beer love".
Lol! And a bf bra that's always got at least one side undone!:
yep ... and at least two body fluids (your choice: drool, perk, breastmilk, wee or poo) and/or weetbix in her hair.
Walk of Shame Barbie... staggering home with bleary makeup after a big night on the town.
Scottish Ken ... so we can check whether or not there *is* anything under the kilt!!
Gym barbie with sweat rings under her armpits and in her crotch, a scarlet face and a bag carrying stinky shoes and a fetid towel.
Refugee barbie - needs a safe home and comes with nothing
PMS barbie complete with bloating, irritibility and a break outs.
Couch potato Barbie - complete with couch, TV remote, boxed DVD set, packet of crisps, and a bottle of vino.
Obese Barbie.