My life as an oxymoron

Soul's 'describe yourself' thread inspired this piece.

My life as an oxymoron...

I am reliantly independent.
I am conclusively indecisive.
I am sensibly irrational.
I am tactfully outspoken.
I am simplistically complex.
I am frighteningly reassured.
I am bashfully uninhibited.
I am overtly surreptitious.
I am cautiously spontaneous.
I am flexibly stubborn.
I am energetically indolent.
I am foolishly intellectual.
I am tediously charismatic.
I am frivolously profound.
I am rewardingly frustrating.
I am conventionally individual.
I am reservedly communicative.
I am impractically pragmatic.
I am miserably exultant.
I am ...
I am evidently confusing.

I did have to use thesaurus on some of it so it's probably a little grammatically incorrect, bu i thought i would share.

Well I must say that's awfully good Ashlea LOL :clap:
I can relate to a lot of that as well.

That is sooo cool you are very clever.

Thank you ladies :)
Bathsheba - You would not believe how long it took me to make the 'awfully good' connection. Someone's a little out of it today!!!

That's great :D I can relate to it as well.

gee thats quite ingenious ashlea!!
love it!

Thank you, thank you! You have no idea how many silly things like that seem to make so much sense after i started on this that day, i couldn't stop, there's soooo many of them!