Whats the silliest thing you've done since being pg?

I am a bit of a joke with my friends and family at the moment because I don't just have pregnant brain ..... my brain has left the building.
It got to the point where I couldn't remember what a tea towel was called yesterday and DF wouldn't tell me because he thought I was joking :doh: and if I don't write myself lists I forget really important stuff.... like underwear and setting the alarm clock ..... :ROFL: (the underwear one is another thread in itself ...lol)

So it got me to thinking .... what are the funniest / silliest things you've done since you've been pg?

when i was preg i'd put the milk in the pantry and cereal in the fridge, (not just once either) i'd drive to the shops and end up else where as i'd forget what i was doing and where i was going... we had a different car and i forgot when going back to the car park actually tried to get into a car whick looked like my old one... even had the same car seat for DS

I've always been a bit vague so being pg only made it much worse & more obvious

I went & had a shower & forgot my towel, often put the milk in the cupboard, went out once & thought I had the keys to the new house in my bag - turned out they were on the bench (DP not impressed as he had to break a door in to get in), everything became 'thingy' cause my brain didn't want to name anything - you know the thingy you boil water with, the thingy you put the food on, I gotta go to the thingy again. I have no idea how I managed to worked until I was 4 weeks due. :lol:
Ahh things haven't changed that much since having him either, do you know it is still Aug? except we are in Sept now :rofl:

I can't remember many because I have pg brain :lol:

This morning I was very close to having water on my weet bix. Grabbed the water jug out of the fridge instead of the milk. Realised just as the first drop was about to hit!

DD just gave me a kiss and was heading to her room to get dressed. I said "goodnight lovey" ...at 10am.

njd- i did the leave the keys ibside last week when Dp and i went for a walk. He had to break into our house as well. Needless to say he wasnt impressed!! oops!

I'd just like to suggest that if your pg brain is like mine DON'T decide to learn how to use your Nanna's 50 yr old pressure cooker after a tiring day...

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I'd just like to suggest that if your pg brain is like mine DON'T decide to learn how to use your Nanna's 50 yr old pressure cooker after a tiring day...

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LMAO :p
What happened?

rofl, one that I did a couple of weeks ago which is gross! Went to the toilet (just for a wee THANK GOD) and stood up and forgot to wipe!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: and it dripped on my leg. Not impressed. I'm sure you all needed to hear that.

PMSL thank god im not the only one...i've been good so far this time around (touch wood) but with DS1 we were moving house at 8mnths pg and i managed to lock us out the house a total of FIVE times in one day. different each time, locked the keys inside, left them at new house, left them in car and DH took car....yup 5 times in one day!

I walked around a shopping centre for about 15 mins before someone pointed out that I had forgotten to button my top up all the way after trying some clothes on and my boobs were hanging out.....
I got half way and got distracted..... haven't been back to that shopping centre

ooooh embarassment! yer i've tucked the back of my skirt in my underwear and not noticed when i was pg with DS1

i was looking @ houses and found a really good one and i got a ph call arraging a time then looked and realised we cant even afford it lmao

cause i thought it said 225 but it said 255 lol

My brain went out the door during my pregnancy & is yet to return even though I gave birth 11 weeks ago.

A couple of weeks ago I couldn't find the house phone. I hunted high & low for it. So did DF. Used mobile to ring it. It was in my hand bag in the pocket I usually have my mobile in.

iso far i've driven home from work and thought "wait...how did i get...but im in the car...but i dont recall..." and asking customers at work four or five times "was there anything else with that?" on even turned around and said "yes, frise"
i've also manged to mis-place my headband...and forgotten our home number COMPELATY. and my already poor spelling has become worse than that of a 3 year old.
but other then that...im fairly...sain...kinda...ask me in a week...and im sure i'll rember more stuff :p

Oh my goodness I am so embarassed...was just driving through our small country town and was stopped for the school cross walk...finally got to drive on past the local church and to cut a long story short...ended up being the first car behind the funeral car in the procession ... I was too busy looking at all the mum's with prams leaving the school and highjacked a funeral procession...then got stuck doing 5kms for 10 mins...sooooo embarassed!!!!

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i managed to lock us out the house a total of FIVE times in one day.

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LMAO, DP was not happy with me for locking the keys in the house cause a few days earlier I thought I had locked them in the house & he broke in through a window & it turned out they were in the car the whole time :doh: & it was because of this that we made sure all windows are locked so when I really did lock them in the house he had to break a door.

Oh & Beautifulmadness, I would still check out that house even though it is out of your price range cause with the way the market is you might find they will come down. Our house, which we brought cause I was pg, was adv $250 thousand & we got them down to $226 so have another look at that house you just never know.

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LMAO :p
What happened?

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The nice beef rendang curry gravy came spurting out the pressure valve all over mum's cooktop, thankfully NOT on ME! I blame mum for trusting me...

Sarah :)