Dumbest thing you have said whist pregnant?

This morning I told DH "don't forget the insulation"..... huh?!!

And as soon as I said it I had no idea what I was talking about!!

So whats the silliest thing you have said while pregnant?

Goodnight lovey, sleep tight.

When my DD1 came to kiss me goodmorning!

halfway through trying to say "weakness" I forgot the second half of the word... so just said "weak...." then looked blank.

I cant remember anything ive said at the moment, but the 'blank' look seems to come into play quite often!

Yeah, I was forever forgetting what I was talking about!
I had to ask who ever I was talking too to remind me!

DH found me crying one morning when I could not find the reverse switch on my vacuum cleaner so I could use several vacuum bags for our winter wollies. He must have been pregnant too because he took it to the shed and spent an hour looking for the switch.

My mum pointed out that we didn't need one a week later.:redface:

I just couldn't remember the word for ummmmm...paper. I had to point at it :redface:

exP: Did you know the reason why Judas dobbed Jesus into the authorities was because he didn't get any wine at the last supper?
Me: Really? Well I don't blame him, I would've been pretty ****ed off too. That's just mean.

I've never seen anyone laugh as hard as exP did in that moment.

Mie happenened last night after I told DH how much I loved all the new tops I bought at Kmart this week-end.
DH: so you're pretty much fully stocked
Me: Oh, all I'll need are some 3/4 sleeve pants!
I do this ALL the time!

rofl. When the olympics were on DH was saying how come Great Britain (I think that's who it was, I'm seriously bad at Geography) get to compete as one instead of seperate countries. And I said: 'omg, that's so unfair, that would be like us having NSW, QLD, SA, etc, instead of just Australia'.
:rofl: it is not like that at all.

We had driven past an accident and I said to DP "Look at all those people bottle-necking" He laughed uncontrollably for about 15 minutes before reminding me that the term is actually rubber-necking!!

hee hee, this is a fun thread

the other day i was whinging to hubby about the kids next door throwing 'hot water bottles' over our fence - they were actually throwing water balloons :lol:

...and then we were discussing genetics such as characterisitics being passed onto the baby from grandparents etc, and i was saying i hoped bub developed a particular quirk from my maternal grandfather....my mum is adopted, hee hee, it took me quite awhile to work out why i was getting laughed at with that one

yay for baby brain - altho hubby would say i'm like this all the time anyways!!

:rofl: yesterday I was pointing at the vacant block across the road and said to DH 'see over there where those houses aren't'

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'see over there where those houses aren't'

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OMG :rofl: I say things like that and I'm not even pregnant!!