I hate AF!

OK not sure if this should go in the boohoo room but I hate AF. SHe's still not due for another 2 days and I am bloated and crampy and feel like crap - my back hurts and I feel sick and I just want to vomit. I wish I could just rip all my insides out and sell them on the blackmarket - anyone interested in two ovaries and a uterus - barely used but now redundant (due to fact that hubby wants no more kids) and now I have to pick my fat arse up and go and get kids from school and go shopping - did I mention I just want to vomit - yuck. Why, why, why is nature so darn horrible. This sucks!

im completely on the i hate AF band wagon and will definately take those two ovaries and a uterus since mine done want to seem to create a miracle for unknown reasons just yet lol just kidding dont panic hehe

Welcome to the club. We have jackets.

I hate AF soooooooooo bad. I love being pg because it makes the evil aunt from hell go away! I have a short cycle and rapid fire heavy AF. Makes me so ill. I've had people say they wished theirs only lasted for 3 days... yeah well, try getting that every 3 weeks.

:hug: Hope it goes away quickly for you.

I must admit my pain is only unbearable on the first day; and can usually be neutralised with naprogesic! I still hate the ...

Oh I want the jacket :-)

Aamy4 - you find the dr to do the transplant and they are all yours :-)

inertia - hugs to you for having to put up with the witch every three weeks

Feeling less like throwing my body under a bus today which is a bonus

Can I join your club? My AF is so weird at the moment ...

**** TMI WARNING **** I had to change super tampons every 1/2 hour at work yesterday and when I left early (ran out of tampons and was afraid to sit down in my cream skirt) I filled super pads within an hour at home just sitting down. I've tried to stay stillish for 2 days cause I'm sick of washing clothes after wearing them five mins cause the pad has overflowed. The blood is quite bright red which is weird, it's usually a darker red IYKWIM? and now, to add insult to injury, (even bigger TMI warning!!!) I put in a tampon for our lantern parade (with a super pad) and although I've had to change the pad, I can't find the tampon strings (told you it was TMI)

I HATE feeling like this. At least it explains the 2 frozen cheesecakes I bought on Thursday night! And I'm dosed up on nurofen cause of the backache.

I'm with you. It sucks. And I've been getting the worst PMT since AF came back after DS2.

me too, Im joining the club :)
AF decided coordinate her arrival to the exact day of my last two anatomy exams. :lol: Try identifying the insertion point of a rhomboid when you are sure there should be some rule against you driving because your head is so foggy. Ugghg, and I can't even wear tampons anymore, so I feel all gluggy and cranky :pms:.
Actually, when I remember to take my flaxseed oil tabs every day, the pms is not so bad so you could try that.

Pass a jacket over to me please girls :(

Mine has been lasting 9 days atm....a little pain but the biggest one is in my heart cause I know that everytime the witch comes to visit, its another wasted chanch of creating a little person.

Acupuncture my friend!!! Regulated my cycle and cramping very mild on day 1 only, and regular periods instead of ghastly heavy ones. I strongly recommend it! :)

Sadly, Kelly, I'm gonna have to stick to the regular symptoms of the witch. I get syncope with needles so acupuncture is is on the no-no list for me. :(