Remember how i was asking if i could be further along than originally thought??
Well.....
I went in for my antenatal appointment the other day, and they did the height measurement of the uterus, and even though i was only 27 weeks, i measured in at 33 weeks.
The midwife was like, "hmmmm, thats strange??"
Me- "it has four legs doesn't it? I knew that nothing with two legs could kick me THAT much"
Midwife- "Huh?? No, your supposed to be measuring in at 27cms, but your coming in at 33cms. Which probably means you've either got a big baby, or your further along than you thought"
Me- "......I KNEW it!!!! I freaken knew it!!"
Midwife- "OR you could just have a large uterus"
Me- "Why are you trying to ruin my happiness? If he's further along, it means i don't have to be pregnant any more. You have no idea how much i hate waiting. Ashley, tell her how much i hate waiting"
Ashley at this point was sitting in the corner quietly laughing his *ss off.
Me- "Don't expect to wake up tomorrow morning"