My DH thought the umbilical cord went into the baby's mouth, like a scuba

We were having a chat a few weeks ago I was telling him about the uterus and how it fills up with water. He then asks, "Well, how does the baby breathe? Won't it drown in the water?"

I then explain that the baby is getting all the oxygen and nutrients it needs through the umbilical cord. To which he comments that it is handy that it goes into the baby's mouth, kinda like a scuba. I then kept a straight face, pointed out the belly button and explained that.

I promptly then fell about the floor laughing. To his credit he went bright red and is totally embarrassed. I have since been told I'm not allowed to tell anyone else the story after telling my best friend, other friends we have seen, the mail man and anyone that will listen.

THEN the other day I am telling him about some independent birth classes that I wanted us to attend. He isn't that keen and came up with the argument, "Surely those classes are for dumb people." I then look him dead in the eye and point out this was coming from the main who thought the umbilical cord was like a scuba. He promptly conceded that perhaps it was a good idea.

So there you go. I hope that gives you all a good laugh! I still get a little chuckle...

just the heading is enough to crack me up poor dh ..:rofl::rofl: oh hun what a crack up is you dh and how cute but.least he cares to ask i guess hey ??
and dont worry dh i wont tell any one lol..

That is hilarious :rofl: I'm off to tell DP :lol:

Oh that is priceless! :ROFL: Yep thats going to keep me chuckling for days now...

My DS keeps blowing on my tummy to give the baby some air - but then his is 4 years old!

:rofl: So good1 Your poor DH he must have been so embarrassed!

:spit: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA classic!!!! hehehehehe

Hahah! That's funny! Poor DH though. :) Great story!

Mikayla xxxx

Ha ha what a crackup! Men are so silly sometimes!!!

That's gold!

I do wonder though what he thought his belly button was all these years??

:rofl: hilarious!

My grandma had to re-educate a pregnant woman who thought you pressed your belly button, your tummy opened up down the linea nigra and out came the baby!

Now that's someone who needed the classes.

Love the scuba idea though. That rocks.

OMG too funny :ROFL: ... Now you have gotta tell us any funny moments that might happen with your DH in the classes ;)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: omg hillarious!

Great story, poor DH .. that is something he'll never be allowed to forget ;)

Well, my MIL had to find out from her husband, AFTER getting pregnant, how babies are born :o She said that she grew up in a house where her mother never talked about sex and when her first AF came, her mother just gave her the rags and told her to keep herself clean :o
Don't know what she thought happend at birth before hand ... she said she just never thought about it.
Needless to say how important it is to teach your kids (sons and daughters) about the human body ;)

when i was preg I was having a conversation with a friend and her DF thought the umbilical cord retracted back inside the woman after birth like a vac cleaner and my dh agreed he once thought the same my friend and I cracked up - how priceless lol

Oh! :rofl: Thankyou for the laugh!! How was he to know? Glad he's learned a little bit more about how it all works. :rofl:

OMG!! Hillarious!! I think I will be laughing all night! :rofl: :rofl:

Also :rofl: at the cord retracting like a vacuum cleaner!!:lol:

awww I love this story! Just picturing the little bub with the cord in its mouth.....gorgeous!:D

lol!! that is hilarious! thanks for sharing :)

LOL, that gave me more than a chuckle :rofl:!!!! You poor DH, he must be so embarrassed! But how excellent that you can use it as a way to get him to those classes.......after those he'll be an expert :D

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My grandma had to re-educate a pregnant woman who thought you pressed your belly button, your tummy opened up down the linea nigra and out came the baby!

Now that's someone who needed the classes.

Love the scuba idea though. That rocks.

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OM, visual image of woman in labour on birthing bed frantically pressing belly button screaming, 'it's freaking not working'. LOL

Just told DP and he now has a design for a t-shirt of babies with scubas that he wants to print :lol:

:rofl: **wipes away tears** That was so funny. Thanks hun, you just made my night....

Thank you so much for sharing... the scuba... :rofl: the vacuum... :rofl: Hilarious! :D