What has been your baby brain moment of the day.....

I cracked a fresh egg into the rubbish bin and put the shell in the bowl with the other eggs... :redface: :rofl:

Hehe I have done that so many times :)

I am not pg but the other day I put cordial on Ds1 weetbix lol!

trying to use the clicker thing for the car, on the front door and wondering why it wouldnt open - even after knocking it on the house :redface:

boomba - i almost did that to DH but it was cordial on his weeties and milk in his pop-top for work :redface:

Trying to unlock someone else's car in the car park.

Regards,
Dianne

well other than just editing a post I'd written saying I had traces of urine in my protein......

I was telling my belly buddies group that at the market the other day with DH I did a huge double take because I thought the sign read 'perineum bananas' when it was actually premium bananas.

It's still making me shake my head lol

Mine was yesterday, I was dropping my three older boys off at school and was walking back to the car and another mother tapped me on the shoulder and said "excuse me did you realise your shirt is inside out".

I was sooo embarassed, I replied "oh must be baby brain", she had a good laugh as she was pg as well.

But I'd been talking to my son's prep teacher and she never said a word, how embarassing.

I'll never forget when I was pregnant with DD#3 and we were on our way back from town (we lived 30 mins out of town in the middle of no-where), we saw a turtle on the side of the rode. SO we stopped and picked it up. Turns out it had been hit by a car and had a cracked shell. Took it home and put it in the laundry sink then proceeded a put a load of washing on and the poor turtle had a bath in soapy laundry water!

Luckily it didn't cause an infection in the shell and a local vet patched up the shell a few days later.

today at work, the clock hit 2pm so I shut down my computer and put all my bits and pieces away, said goodbye to my workmates and headed down the stairs.

Then I realised that i dont finish work until 2.30pm :o

But yesterday was the my worst baby brain moment. I had stopped at the lights at a huge intersection and for some strange reason just started driving thru the intersection while the light was still red. :doh:
good thing im not a lead foot because I was going slow enough to be able to stop before hitting oncoming traffic.

I was about to sympathise with a friend who said that it had been so long since DTD that her condoms were getting dusty by saying we hadn't used any in ages either.

Then I realised that I'm actually four months pregnant so not really a need to be using contraception. I actually had to stop and think about it. RIdiculous.

ROFL thanks for the giggles girls! My baby brain is so fuzzy I can't even remember what happened 30 mins ago! But I do know I've been doing some very silly things

Im not pregnant but i have new mummy brain.
Today i put my iphone in the freezer and the frozen yogurt in my handbag :doh:

HHHmmm, lets see,

There was the morning i forgot my hubbies birthday, (only because i'd just woken up, still gave him hugs and pressies when i remembered a few minutes later)

There was the time i called home and got a fax tone because i couldn't remember my home number,

Forgot to send the MIL an invite to my baby shower (whoops!)

And then i nearly got creamed by a trolley at Ikea because i wasnt watching where i was going.

I think it might be contagious though cos the other day DH put cocopops in the fridge and milk in the pantry! LOL

Us crazy preggo ladies!!!!

Threw all my clothes in the washing machine and also decided my mobile phone needed a wash too.... :lol:

Oh and i also called DF Imogen which is my kitty's name
he blanky stared at me because i said
me: IMOGEN, IMOGEN! why are you just staring at me?
df: im beau darling last time i checked i didnt meow

Tried to lock my car with my house key this morning when it has a central locking remote :doh:

I forgot to lock my work when I left for my lunch break today :doh: lucky I remembered before I even turned my car on... I was also making a toasted sandwich for lunch when I got home and I buttered the wrong side of the bread, then went to correct it and 'still' managed to butter the wrong side of the other slice of bread :lol:

i've been thinking it was Monday....alll day today...have to keep reminding myself it is, in fact, THURSDAY. :rolleyes:

DH discovered this morning that I had shut and locked one of the double sliding doors and shut the curtains, then the other I just shut the curtains and left the doors open all night :redface:

When on my holiday we were going out for the day and i was the last out of mine and DP's room so i walked out and hopped into the car. DP then asked if i forgot anything, i looked in my bag and went nope. Then he laughed and said i left our door wide open :doh:

But my baby brain has me forgetting everything, i will say something someone didnt hear it and ask me to repeat it and i forgot what i had said. Or half way through a conversation i will forget what i was going to say.

But DP has the best baby brain moment EVER we were walking through woolies talking about our baby and he said "you know what?" and of course im like what? he goes on to say "our kids will live to see the year 3000" :rofl: of course my response was "yes hunni if our kids live to be over 900!" he thought it goes 2099 and then 3000 :doh:

I got to DPs work the other day to buy meat and realised i had our surround sound remote in my hand bag :doh:

blah im glad im not the only one struggling!! today i tried to pay the checkoutchick with my medicare card....
and wrapping a pressie for my friend who's bub was born this morning i wrapped the box with half the goodies sitting besidde it but the blank card inside and had to unwrap it and put the missed stuff in, take the card out and the wrap it again...

I took DH's car to work to day (which is normal). When i got back from lunch, I don't know how it happened, but I backed into the wall of the underground parking. There was a huge bang, which was a total shock. I got out to see the crumpled mess I'd made, but it was only scratched. Mind you, I've scratched his car up before when not pregnant, it's just too big for me.

I think I outdid myself today....

Walked into a beautician off the street and asked if she had time to tint my windows.

She just looked at me and in a deadpan voice said 'and what part of you is your windows?' and I just looked back blankly at her for a moment and then said 'my eyelashes' in a tone that I'm sure said are you an idiot or what. Just as I said eyelashes I realised I'd originally said windows and just started laughing loudly at myself, trying to squeak out that I was sorry I meant eyelashes to begin with.

Can fit you right in now was her response but I do think she just wanted to back away quietly from the mad pregnant laughing lady heh heh

I am usually a very cautious driver, but recently sped toward a red light...had to slam on the brakes, and even then was trying to work out whether red means "go" or "stop."

I've also had to remind myself how to get to work, a 12 minute drive that I've done every weekday for over 4 years.

Also walked to the shops, did the shopping, then realised I didn't have my wallet.

The good thing about baby brain is that it's hard to get stressed about too much - cause I usually forget what I'm meant to be stressing about :rofl:

Today has been a shocker!!!! :wall:

I realised this afternoon that I left the snow peas and mushrooms I bought at the markets this morning - lucky for them, they get to sell them twice! :rolleyes:

I put everything I needed in the slow cooker for my lamb shanks, turned the knob on at the front and left it.... it really does help if you plug it into the powerpoint and turn the powerpoint on :rofl:

Went to SIL's forgot to take over some celery for her, forgot to take the pram out of the boot, and then forgot to pick up my old desk chair so I can use it as a sewing machine chair.... :wall:

And my other SIL, BIL and their DS are coming over for dinner I hope I don't stuff up anything else :rofl:

I keep asking people if they'd like to come to my hen's party...I've been married for years. I must keep repeating to myself 'baby shower', 'baby shower'...

I made porridge this morning and caught myself in time before pouring it into my coffee cup.....

My baby is 7 months old and I am still having major baby brain!

I forgot to renew my license by Friday when it expired so DH has had to drive me around for the last few days until I get the energy to drag him, me and 3 kids into Queensland Transport to renew the stupid thing (since I can no longer do it over the net because it expired). :doh: :doh:

i went to the butcher and asked if he could make up some more crumbed snags i had been lookin for like 5 min while i was waiting and coudlnt see any. he says to me y how much do u want. i say just 2kgs. he laughs and points at them right in front of me while i am starring right at them and says so will these do lol. i was liek yeah thats fine without tryin to sound like a Dhead.

everytime we go out for tea ill ask DH 10000 times wat he wants just to make sure i get the right thing and when his meals comes out it is always the oppossite of wat he asked for.

we were on the way to mums and i had told DH we had to pick up bread from coles for mum and as we drove past i was like rnt we gettin bread. so he plays dumb and says wat bread u didnt tell me, i sat there tryin to think if i told him till he starts ping himself laughing saying dont strain too hard im only joking. must of had a pretty stupid look on my face.

oh and the funniest one. i was laying down for a rest while DD had a sleep and DH came in and was tryin to get all frisky. i told him i just gotta pee ill be back in a sec. i went to the toilet then was like ohhh the hills is on. 10min later he comes out and was like u can just tell me if u dont wanna lol.

I was trying to tell someone what I was doing and refered to a necturine (spell) as a "fleshy apple" as I couldnt think of what it was lol