Your sitting on BB and find left over food stuck to your laptop keys!!!!! :o
And now I have to use baby wipes to clean all my keys!!!!!! :doh:
Your sitting on BB and find left over food stuck to your laptop keys!!!!! :o
And now I have to use baby wipes to clean all my keys!!!!!! :doh:
You get undressed to jump in the shower and find 3/4 of a cookie had fallen into your Bra unnoticed :lol:
There are certain places where you won't sit because you're not sure if you'll be able to get back up again.
You develop exit strategies for the furniture you DO sit on.
Your partner doesn't make the bed. Not because he's unhelpful, but because he fears the ear-bashing he might cop if he disturbs the pillow arrangement on your side of the bed :lol:
Lol this thread made me crack up
Ive still got a way to go but i do rememeber the good ol third trimester : )
... when you have tears running down your face from laughing at the truth of the above.
... when you plan trips based around facility use
... when you swap sides of the bed so you're closer to the ensuite.
when the most comfortable thing you own to wear are your pj's
when you have to stop and rest are doing something as simple as washing the dishes
you wake up every time you roll over in bed, because it is such an effort to rearrange the pillows
When you get up to pee for the god knows how many times and by the time you are back in bed, arranged your pillows and have gotten comfy you feel like you need to pee again.
... When you have to get DH to help you put your knickers and socks on
... when your too scared to sit on your new lounge incase your waters break :rofl: the floor would be easier to clean up!!
When you know every public toilet within a 20km radius.
When you no longer need a table to put your drink on- the belly will do :)
:ROFL: at everyone elses....I totally agree :ROFL:
When your doing the groceries and you cant help but make sure no one is around so you can let off that deadly wind!! :rofl:
:ROFL: exactly:
bahahaha TRUE!
LOL unless you've got a wriggly baby - in which case the tummy is about the worst place to put a drink :):
Also your tummy gets so wriggly it scares the cat away, when the cat is asleep next to you.
.......when you go out with a wet mark on your belly, because it got wet doing the dishes and you can't see it over your bump
This is more at the end of your 3rd trimester but...
When you start considering DTD to help try and bring out what DTD in the 1st place created.
When you think ice cream will help with tummy cramps!!
When you are sitting on all fours cleaning the walls..
When you grown and mown just to sit down on the couch...
Oh all the things I have to look forward to!!.....
How about when you turn around and knock everything off tables or over in aisles lol
when all you want to do is cry because you are that uncomfy.
when u r so tired cause you cant sleep of a night but when ur dead tired of a day you have other things to do.
when you knock your DD over all the time cause she stands right next to u and when u turn to talk ya belly gets her.
when you run into every bench you walk up to.
... when you're moving up to the maxi-gaviscon
... when people start asking you how far along you are, and you can tell them to the day how long until EDD
... when you lose your appetite cause there's a foot in your stomach
... when you can't fit into your usual undies
when you get out of breath cutting your toe nails....
When you are painting your toe nails and you can't reach your pinky so you think "ahhh stuff it!"
When you are walking down the hallway at work and people need to press up against the other side of the wall to let you pass.
When you need your DH to check "down there" to make sure that you are not growing the amazon jungle. :redface:
when u paint ur entire toe cause it wont be neat anyway and at least the paint on ur skin falls off eventua;;y lol cant believe the logic i had when i was preg lol
when it takes forever and u end up out of breath tryin to dry urself after a bath or shower
when u need help gettin out of the bath
when it takes 5 mins to struggle to get ya undies on
when ur once knee length nighty becomes a shirt that shows the bottom of ur bump
when the 15mt or so walk to the mail nox becomes ur daily exercise lol
when u just dont give a sh it about anything because it is too much struggle to even move.
when you speak openly to people about things that you'd usually never utter out loud
hemorrhoids...:o
discharge... :o:o
thrush... :o:o:o
and don't care
when ur inside bits feel like they are protruding down to ur knees
when its a struggle to be spontanious in the bedroom cause hubby has to lugg you into position just to get u on top lol lol
when u have no shame in telling that sexy male dr just how much ur piles are killing you
when u know the exact number of days till ur EDD
when u can no longer see below ur belly to groom and need ur hubby or a handy mirror to help
when shaving ur legs becomes a breath taking task
when u have to call hubby to help u get off the bottom of the shower
when u can no longer jump in the bath with ur other little kiddies cause there is no room
when its a struggle to get ur leg up on the bath just to dry urself
...when you can't close the toilet cubicle door because your belly gets in the way!
kirsten lol i always knock the toilet rool off the holder at MIL's tryin to sqeeze in to get the door close.
when your other children automatically reach down to pick up something you have dropped because they know you can't
... when you belch and don't care if you're louder than Barney Gumble.
... when you're sitting upright in bed at 12:57am knowing you'll still be sitting up waiting for the heartburn to settle at 3am
... when you don't care, you just want to empty those bowels somewhere nice.
...When you start to ignore dust and rubbish on the floor because you know you won't be picking them up any time soon anyway.
...When I'm shouting at DH that we are late for going out and then just as he is starting the car I say 'Oh I just need to pee quickly'.
...when your colleagues walk you to and from meetings, to make sure you take the lift and not the stairs ...
haha before I finished up they were walking me lunch, from & to the bus stop.. haha So sweet of them!!:
Ha ha ha.....when everyone asks if you'd like to sit down or if you'd like a glass of water.
LOL! I was 37weeks, went for a shopping trip to Ikea.....I knocked over a stack of about 6 glass bowls with my huge tummy , they smashed everywhere :( i was mortified!!!! lol!:
When you are starving yet become full after 3 bites cause there is no room for any food!
When you catch people staring at your belly cause it's randomly moving...
When you cry for no reason whatsoever...
When you can't reach down and grab your bag off the floor in the car or in a plane...
When you struggle to fit down plane isles (2 planes trips today, cannot get my bag and waddle down the isles!!)
And to think I still have 12.5 weeks more growing to do!!!
... when teeage boys move seats on the train, because your kicking bump is freaking them out!!
... when you are grateful that it's been over an hour since you last needed to get up to pee ...
... when you organise lunches with friends based on which local places have tables you fit at ...
When you have a shower and the towel doesnt wrap all the way around... bits are showing.. lol DH thinks its greats.. He says all the best parts are available! :rofl:
When your partner starts sleeping on the couch, not coz hes in trouble but coz your pillows take up all his side of the bed!!
When you take your DH (or other kids?) grocery shopping to get items off the bottom shelves!
When you just turn the hose on full and aim it at the dogs coz i cant bend long enough to wash them properly anymore!
hahaha or when you start crying because you've been on the floor cleaning the skirting boards (coz they HAD to be done or the world will end) and now cant get up off the floor :ROFL: