the things we do..*TMI*!

I had a feeling tonight DD was going to do a #2 in the bath..she hadn't done one for the last couple of days and she has a habit of going in the bath ( :sick: ). Our bathroom is right next to the kitchen and I can see her from it so I can clean up after dinner while keeping an eye on her in the bath. I went in 3 or 4 times and all was good..just had to finish wiping her high chair and she went really quiet (like they do when you know they are up to no good!) and I raced back in...there is this huge log floating around the bath :rofl: I half panicked thinking oh no I have to get it out before it breaks up (cause it is so much harder to clean up then! Lol) and almost grabbed it with my bare hands..thankfully thought better of that idea and grabbed a handful of tissues and picked it out with that, then raced across to the toilet...oh boy...so gross but I just had to get it out asap! :o

The things we do for our kids hey... :shakehead:

EWWwwww :lol:

And its only a thing that a mother would understand! Although, I have to be honest and say we've (touch wood) never had a bathtime poo yet. But there is plenty of other gross things!

LOL, the other day, DS was running around starkers after his bath and I wandered into my bedroom after realising he was being very quiet. I was greeted by a very neat "log" on my bedside rug!
I went and got some toilet paper, picked it up and flushed it and then commented to DP about how easy that was, no poo's smooshed all over his bum or anything :D

5 mins later, DS comesout of his room (still starkers from the waist down - hell, be had already crapped in my room) with brown streaks all the way down the back of his legs *spew*

Turns out the "log" was just the proverbial "finger in the dyke"
The encore was all over his bedroom floor......

Double post

HAHA!!!!

DD did her first 'suprise' in the bath about 2 weeks ago (aged 19 months) and i had to scoop it out with a jug!

Ohh what i have to look forward to! :rofl:

I'm not too fussed by poo, DD's first one was done on my leg after she was born and she did a number 3 the other day and DP wore most of it down his leg. He screamed and carried on but i just cleaned her up and threw her clothes in the wash.

:dunno: im not phased!

oh wow Shelley! Bet that was a surprise you could have done without! Lol. At least mine was contained to the bathtub :lol:

What a lovely night you have had :rofl:

We have had some lovely pollywaffles with DS. Just waiting for DD to follow suit now :lol:

Oh yuck!! We've been lucky enough not to have had a poo in the bath yet but a few weeks ago I was looking at DS thinking "He doesn't look too good..." when suddenly he threw up. I didn't want him to get it on the floor rug so I instantly tried to catch it with my bare hands. Of course I couldn't contain it all. I didn't think about it until after - gross!

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Shelley - so not cool!!!

We've been lucky so far ... hope it continues that way!

Oh I'm sorry girls but I guess cos I've BTDT I was laughing right out loud and DH wanted to know what was so funny.

SS you're right though...the things we do.

:rofl: ahhhh yeah the things we do alright!!

Shelley OMG that really made me laugh .... so gross though lol.

i have used my hands before :sick:

DD always does logs in the bath I think cause she has constipation problems and it relaxes her bum haha so I'm used to chasing logs haha.
One thing other people find disgusting but I don't at all is when say we are out at the shops and I buy some hot chips and DD wants one but they're too hot I will put it in my mouth and sort of gum it to cool it down before I hand it to her lol my mum freaks out she reckons its like a bird spewing into the baby birds mouth rofl ...

Tattoo_mama - I have done that for nephews and a sister look at me like I'm weird... Same as when I are the rest of am ice cream one had slobbered all over
I've got a friend who sucked the snot out of their bub's nose to help them breath... Bub was very young and very congested but the thought of it makes me gag

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I've got a friend who sucked the snot out of their bub's nose to help them breath... Bub was very young and very congested but the thought of it makes me gag

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*hides* I've done that before. Then I found out a wet face washer does wonders.

...so this is what I have to look forward to? Wonderful!

*considers a fulltime nanny* :p

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...so this is what I have to look forward to? Wonderful!

*considers a fulltime nanny* :p

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Haha! sounds gross but when its your bub you don't care nothing phases you.

I've never had to deal with a log thankfully (fingers crossed it stays that way). Yesterday morning DS was eating scrambled eggs for breakfast, he's got a bit of a cold atm and sneezed with his mouth full. Might not that gross to anyone else but I HATE eggs, the smell just makes me gag. So little bits of egg all down my leg was not pleasant at all...lots of dry retching on my part :sick:

LOL the last couple of times DD and i had a bath together she has done poos lol

ahhh yes bath time poo... My 1st was a shocker for this. When he was TTing though he got rather constipated as he would hold on. ONe time the poor kid was having such a hard go with it I thought best I pop him in the bath that might help. But he was so upset I had to GET IN WITH HIM & while he laid into my chest sooking away he poo'd in the bath while DH stood by cringing & pulling disgusted faces. But hey what are you going to do the poor kid was upset & need to poo!

Teni, admit it.. you can't wait to chase poo!!! pmsl.

OOooh totally gross sucking snot! :ROFL: Pandora

Tattoo.... I've sucked the salt off them when the kiddies were younger. Same thing really. My mum said it grosses her out the ice cream thing... but meh. Difference too is that we're adopted and I think when you have your own (not adopted) you kinda get used to some things from day dot??

LOL OKay now there is something I can officially say I DON'T MISS!!!
Bath poo's are the ickiest!

Poos in the bath - yep Moo has just started doing this! The first time he did it I just stoood there, didn't know WHAT to do lol!

Food - yep I do, kind of gum on it like TM said. I do it in public too which probably doesn't look very nice!

Snot - nup...my sister told me she sucked the snot out of her DS' nose and I nearly vomited!

uhhhhggghhh I knew I shouldn't have said anything about DS never doing logs!!!!

he just did one on the bedroom floor....ewwww

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uhhhhggghhh I knew I shouldn't have said anything about DS never doing logs!!!!

he just did one on the bedroom floor....ewwww

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LOL! Funny thing is my Moo never had either until I started a thread about him pooing whenever I put him to bed. Someone (it might've actually been SS Storm) mentioned the bath logs, of course I said he'd never done it...lo and behold :wall: :lol:

LOL!

Damn you Murphy's Law!!!
*shakes fist*

lol ally...now you just need to tell everyone he goes on the floor all the time and you'll be right! :lol:
We have had one on the floor which she kind of smeared a bit...thankfully we have floorboards so not too hard to clean up. Still gross though!

I haven't even told DF what happened..he just wouldn't understand and probably just stare at me funny..one of those things only mummy friends would understand!

lol ally...now you just need to tell everyone he goes on the floor all the time and you'll be right! :lol:
We have had one on the floor which she kind of smeared a bit...thankfully we have floorboards so not too hard to clean up. Still gross though!

I haven't even told DF what happened..he just wouldn't understand and probably just stare at me funny..one of those things only mummy friends would understand!

Oh and TeniBear- yep, you better get your poo catchin' hands ready :rofl:

a little girl at my church pooed her pants, and was too embarassed to tell her mother ... there was a table in the children's play room ... the table was brown ... the poo was brown ... she (finger load by finger load) smeared the poo into the table, figuring that she was "camoflaging" it, and no one would notice, and then she wouldn't have to fess up to her mum what had happened ... :shakehead:

extensive cleaning of both the little girl and the table was required ...

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a little girl at my church pooed her pants, and was too embarassed to tell her mother ... there was a table in the children's play room ... the table was brown ... the poo was brown ... she (finger load by finger load) smeared the poo into the table, figuring that she was "camoflaging" it, and no one would notice, and then she wouldn't have to fess up to her mum what had happened ... :shakehead:

extensive cleaning of both the little girl and the table was required ...

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Good grief.

Sometimes I think my stomach is just not strong enough for this parenting business :sick:

dooble poost
(seeing we are talking about poo and all)

Hahaha omg peanutter that is rank!! Allycat I have way worse stories about my time in the industry, poo fishing seems to be quite mundane in comparison!

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poo fishing seems to be quite mundane in comparison!

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:rofl:
those must be some stories!!