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DD is into the copy cat stage and tries to repeat everything I say. Which is often very funny and if I wasn't her mum would have no idea what she was trying to say!
A few of her recent ones:
ackoo - thankyou
****pa - pizza
bisbits - biscuits
foofly - butterfly
bmm bmm - balloon
mo - milk
Share your toddler's funny words!
ar=is car
toot toot= train
My mum is still trying to work out what "Beel wheel" and "stemmo" mean, from when I was two :rofl:
Otherwise, my brothers and I were boring - just the usual "fruck" instead of truck, etc :p
Sent from my iPhone so forgive the speelung misstacks ;)
Jack has a few words that he will babble out... some that he'll look at me and say in a very serious and matter-of-fact tone...
... I am yet to work out what any of them mean.
I'm such a bad mum :hide:
Aw cute, love foofly! Moo says "Hath" for truck, no idea why.
Helle - Moo was saying "he ith" for ages & it took my Mum to tell me he was saying "here it is"!
Foof = sauce
It sounds so cute we now all call sauce 'foof' - probably doesn't help!
:rofl: love the Pizza one!!!
Oskar used to call a whipper snipper a Pippy Papper... it's now a Swip lol.
Elijah is yet to speak anything coherant other than sounds or grunts and points lol. He does "speak" in his own way but no actual words.
My nephew says 'bibbi' for beep beep, Bindi (his aunt) and just in general to get our attention :rofl:
His baby brother, 11 months, says 'ack' for Jack, when he's talking to him :)
DD used to call pizza pitzzy, we still call it that. Onjee for orange. Mook for milk. Yogi for yogurt. She used to call me mum-mum and still calls DH Da.
DS1 says qwenks for thanks, qwenkoo is thankyou. Dar-dar is daddy.
DD says aaph for up and oops, aaph-a for apple.
Dad is dadada or da, I'm mum-mum-mum.
Da is also thankyou (ta).
Ba is ball, baby and anything else whether it begins with b or not lol
Awww these are just so cute! I cant wait until DD starts to talk.
My older sister was funny, she called kangaroos "gickyroos" and an ambulance was an "avalanche" :rofl:
My nephew couldn't pronounce my name when he was a little tacker. Instead of Danielle he'd call me D'ell. 11 years later I'm still D'ell to my whole family!
Nawww, these are all so cute!
DD is 17 months and has lots of cute words, I'll miss them when she learns to say them properly LOL!
Wo-Wo = Yoghurt
Diddie = Birdie
Nake = Snake (I learned this one today when she said "Mum, nake!" and pointed to a dried out worm :rofl:)
Lblblb (imagine poking your tongue in and out making an "L" sound :lol:l) = Lolly
we have a few words that DS says properly but there are a couple that make me laugh.
bi - spider. i have no idea why though - took me ages to work out what he was talking about
he calls me mum, but for some reason calls DP by his first name :lol: his name does start with 'da' though so maybe that's why it's become confused? luckily he's stopped saying it in the whiny tone i use when annoyed with DP. that was getting embarrassing!
Ahaha Do I have to copy my text document in here?? No? Well, I just might anyway, feel free to ignore me :p
Says:
"Dad"
"Mum"
"Car"
"Dog"
"Guck" (Truck)
"No, no. No, no" (Part of a song)
"Shish" (Fish)
"Go!" (Ready, set...)
"Aaah" (Ta) – gets louder if you don’t take what he’s trying to give you LOL
"Duck" - and "gwack"
"Lowla" (Flower) usually followed by *sniff*
"Gone" and *shrugs*
"Daaat?" (who/ what's that?)
"Dave" (Great Uncle Dave)
"Nana" (Nona)
"Eys" (Eyes)
"Earers" (Ears)
"Nose"
"Head" (Head)
"Toes"
"Niiiight" (Light)
"Gog" (Frog)
"At" (cat)
"Orse" (Horse)
“Air” (Hair)
“At” (Cat)
“Affe” (Giraffe)
"Pilar" (Spider)
"Ees" Wees
"Gapes" Grapes
Actions:
- Sniffs flowers
- blows raspberries
- Claps
- copies different sounds/ rhythms/ tones
- Animal sounds: Horse, elephant, cow, duck, kookaburra, sheep, pig, cat, gorilla, monkey, tiger
- nods and shakes head
- kissing noise when asking for a kiss
- actions for a few different songs
- covers mouth and pretends to cough – doesn’t cover mouth when really coughing LOL
- pretends to sneeze... Well the "ah, ah, ah" bit anyway hasn't quite figued out the "choo!" bit
- points to Eyes, ears, nose, head, toes, foot, belly button, hair
- Can put on his own hat, put arms in sleeves and legs in the right holes – albeit the wrong end usually
- Knows when we get to the shopping centre that the fish are there and is very excited to see them – even from the car park
- Blows kisses
My exBF's neice - yes a very close relative :/ - used to say Fire F*ck for fire truck. One day Him, his sister and neice were sitting on the bus and a fire truck went past.. so she yelled out "look mum a fire f*uck!!!" :rofl:
my DS loves apricots - fresh or semi-dried ones but they're called "cots" just so you all know :D
I was 12 when my youngest brother was born, he used to call grapes "peeps". To this day I still call grapes "peeps".
Haha, so cute!
DS calls me 'mimi' instead of mummy - no idea why, but he always has.
For drink he just makes a slurping sound, and for sleep he makes a snoring sound, lol.
Yogurt is 'gogo'
He calls my brother (Daniel) 'Doug' - which we like better and have now adopted!
There's probably heaps more, but I can't think right now.
Thought of another cute one. DD says "Doo, Dee, Go!" = "Two, Three, Go!"
I love toddler babble :)
Oh, and that too! I wish I knew what he was saying!:
haha these are great!
Thought of a couple more.
"Faff" is giraffe (she has a little stuffed giraffe that she takes to bed and calls him Faff. Very cute! Took me a while to work out what she was trying to say though!).
Bubba is spider or zebra..go figure!
ssssss means snake. She freaked me out a week ago, sitting at the table eating lunch and she kept looking out the door going "ssssss", I didn't know if there was a snake out there or if she'd just decided to make the noise!
If she, or someone else sneezes she goes "ahhhh" and then scrunches her nose up and makes a blowing noise out of it which is so funny. I say ahhchoo" to her all the time just so she does it :lol:
My DS used to call a stick a d ick. Once we were in the car and he had a stick and was poking it through the window. He yells at the top of his voice "mum! Look i put my d ick in the hole" bahahaha! :-D
:rofl: That is a classic!!:
aaawww :lol::
Cute!
My little girl says her words very clearly and talks a lot so I can't list them all, too many to count!!
But lately she has been saying "baboons" for balloons...she just can't pronounce it it's sooo cute :)
DD does "Dan, Dan, Dan" while stomping her feet. Her father started that once by putting her in the tray of the 1 tonne work ute and saying "a dance, dance, dance". She thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread.
Bread is "bear"
and she'll say "GO GO GO!" and jump in the pool! At least she gives us warning but as to giving us time to catch her.... Scares the hell out of me.
MMMMM is she wants to give you a kiss and it'll end with a huge AH when she connects with your cheek/hand/anywhere she can reach
When I ask her where something is she'll say "Hmmmm, Ummm" with a really thoughtful tone while looking for the object
Car is just car, boring but it's a word she nailed first time she tried! Proud of that one!
Night night is "Bye-ni" followed by movie star style kiss blowing with lots of enthusiasm!
I know there is more but feeling too wiped mentally to try remember right now!
My little girl doesn't talk very clearly and spends a lot of time makng her words up, and talking in Jazz-lish, so a lot of the time I smile and nod and so I can't list too many of them as I am still learnign Jazz-lish :rofl:
But I hope these ones make you giggle, since this is a thread about toddler speak :D
Jazz calls puzzles "pea-seas" (pieces - like pieces of a puzzle). "Come on mummy, pee-seas! Do the pea-seas!"
"Stickty" is glue or sticky tape or stickers.
"Ditches" are photos, or pictures, and this is usually said when she is shoving my mobile at me and wants me to switch it to camera mode so she can take photos!
She also insists on calling out cat 'Dutchy' when her name is Chunky. This one has stuck, and we usually call her Dutchy now too hahahaha
She also points and says "No mummy! Stay! STAY!" if she doesn't want me to help her do something. She definitely spends too much time with her dog! hahahaha
up
off
Eyss - eyes
Maff - mouth
nose
earss
hairss
dink/doonk - drink
more
warwa - water
mook - milk
juice
cup
back
out
car
no
taste
milo
mama - mum
mam-ma - grandma
gan-da - grandad
dad-dad
garden
gabba
og-pog
bye bye
plees - please
He also has recognisable words for all the charcters in INTG and Yo Gabba Gabba :redface:
puggles = puzzles
Wolwy - could mean Roley (from Bob the Builder), Wall-e (the movie) or lolly. We still haven't completely mastered L
dunk = sauce ... coz you dunk stuff in it! We just call it dunk now too
Can't think of any off the top of my head atm
Oh, we have a Harry Potter wand, and many many hotwheels / matchbox cars. Took us a while to work out why DS was looking for his 'sticky car'. We couldn't even work out why it was sticky. Turns out the wand is the stick and is through a car window. TADA! Sticky car!
:rofl: Ah, love it! :rofl::
OUr son renamed our dog Karma to Marma, and it has stuck!!
He does the usual fruck for truck and fragon for dragon, jumpy jumpy is the trampoline, but my all time favourite thing he does is if he is repeatidly saying a work that we adults dont quite get, and we are guessing.. we will usually go "Aaawwwwww, ________________ (insert word he has been saying)" when we finaly understand...
So now when he is trying to get us to understand, he will go "Aaaaawwwwwwww, ______________ " it sounds sooooooo cute!!!!!!!!
LOL, just thought of another one - Jack will get on my treadmill when he visits and go 'Weady? WEADY?' and that's our cue to look at him and count to 3, and then he jumps (steps) off, and claps for himself. He's awesome!
DD generally talks pretty well, but there's the odd funny one.
She says Oli oli gog gog for water! She started off saying gogli gogli, I suspect like the sound it makes inside your head when you gulp, but my husband mis- understood her and though she was saying oli oli dog dog which is something they talk about on an itng cd... So it became oli oli gog gog :rofl: she says milk for cows milk but boobie milk is mo mo and it comes from boo-boos. For some reason she says everything twice!
ds2 still has trouble with quiet a few words, he tries to say things to fast, and without thinking, ends up replacing most of the first letters with d.. he counts and it gose, un, too, dee, dour, dive, dix, deven, date, dine. if he thinks about it, they all come out right but four is still dour.
ds1 started (and still dose) calling dan murphys and well any alcohol shop "the jim/gym bean shop" after going there twice with df to get some jim beam, now thats what there all called, 3 years on.
when i was little, apparently the slide at the park was a "slipry d ick" mum dont let me forget it either:rolleyes: it took her over a year to work out what my sister was on about, every few nights she would randomly yell out "goon-gong" turned out it was cokaroach.
my little monkey isn't a big talker yet but i can't wait for his vocab to expand.
the 30 or so words he says are all quite clear... the only cute example i can think of is "tuh" for "shoe"...
he was walking around with his dad's shoes on saying "daddy tuh".... melts my heart!
Oh he says 'soss' for sauce.
Lots of his early words revolved around food and drink.
LOL, I love toddler speak!! We have:
'touk' (toilet)
'bomont' (bottom)
'oshee' (orange)
'feshal' (special)
That's all I can think of! I'm sure there's more, the rest is just the normal cute stuff like saying 'yuv' for 'love', aww... And she always wants to put an 's' on the ends of things!
Oh DD also says "bum" and "Boo bum" (pooey bum when she's finished filling her nappy). She will also bring a nappy to me when she needs a change and the wipes and say "clean bum".
Thought of a couple more.
When DS wants more food, he'll say "more me" - which means "more please".
His first sentence that he just started saying recently is "Go in the car" and he says that all.the.time (even in his sleep, lol).
Thomas (as in the blue train) is a "sshh" sound, and then everything else he doesn't have a word for is "ssss" - there's a lot of guessing going on for us!
DS came out with another cute one yesterday.. apparently he wants to do things... "All my by self" too cute!!
Isaac says Argoncar for motorbike and Awooph is Wiggles. Hehe :)