Too weird? (TMI)

Im over it!!

DS13 nearly 14 is a hairy little so and so and I have had it with his freakin pubes!!
They are everywhere, in their shower, all over the bathroom floor, the toilet floor its gross. :o:o
I vaccum everyday and everyday my floors look like a pubic hair garden!

He has a lump in his groin area that turns out just to be a swollen gland but he got DH to have a look and DH reckons "geez the kids a gorilla" :p

Sooooooo this is the possibly weird part......
Do you think im a cruel mother for getting him to shave? Not like bald or anything but get the clippers on him.
Not me obviously but I will tell him to, well to trim up dowstairs!
He knows im going mental over it cause im forever telling him to "bloody clean up your piablos!"

So what do you think?
Too much??

Oh just thought I would add we do have a fairly open relationship and although a bit embarassed I think he would be ok about it.

I'm sorry but I couldn't help but have a bit of a chuckle. And a :o at the realisation that dealing with my son's pubes is yet ANOTHER thing I have to look forward to.

Is it something your DH can have a chat to him about? As part of the whole "being a man" discussion, that a bit of gardening is the norm and that maybe he'd like to start now? If he knows it may one day help with the ladies he may be more keen to do it!

if u guys have a open relationship id say have a talk bout grooming it a little....or he can clean up all the hair lol

:rofl: You know I have 2 hairy teenage boys and it never occurred to me to get them to trim to curb the hair loss :rofl: Do you think it would actually work? Why is it they lose so much anyway?? Maybe it's an age thing or is it just a pure volume thing??

Its ok Bugsmum I have to laugh too or I swear im gonna lose it over pubes!!:o:o

Willow I can only hope it may help surely its got too?? I mean if there not there they cant fall out. Or maybe I will just have a bathroom floor full of little short ones instead :wall::wall:

For the hairy man down there, man sculpting is a defiant NEED. Just a sec, I've just seen your siggy, is he only 13? Holly molly! Maybe it's a hormone thing...

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For the hairy man down there, man sculpting is a defiant NEED. No girl will want to go near it, it's bad enough picking off a man's chest hair off your boobs, worse if you have to pick pubs out of your teeth :lol: . If he wants to get extreme you could suggest a back, crack and sac wax... pretty! No longer the last chicken in the shop look, makes them look bigger, well that can be the sell...

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I agree for the hairy MAN but this is my 13 yr old son. I dont think the Back, sack and crack is on the cards just yet. :shakehead:

Yes, I just saw the age and quickly edited my post - wrong in so many ways. Another 3-4 years maybe. LOL

Just keep in mind a trim might, er, thicken it up too.

I agree i think a trim might thicken it, waxing wont. Maybe a hair net? eheh sorry not much of a help

Teach him to sweep up after himself. His future wife will love you for it XP

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Teach him to sweep up after himself. His future wife will love you for it XP

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^^ yeah that!!

Lol, my poor boy can only wish. He has been trimming his leg hairs in an effort to make them grow & look a bit more manly :lol:

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Willow I can only hope it may help surely its got too?? I mean if there not there they cant fall out. Or maybe I will just have a bathroom floor full of little short ones instead :wall::wall:

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Funny you should say that about short ones. I came home form work 2 weeks ago and walked in to the kitchen to find hundreds of short little hairs all over the floor. I followed the trail back to the bathroom (which is just off the kitchen) to find even more. On closer inspection I saw they were "trimmed" pubes. DS2 (16) had given himself a trim with his new razor that has a little electric end for beard trimming :lol: But not so funny when there's a trail of short little pubes in my kitchen :o!!! I did laugh though. For his birthday we planned to get him a bikini trimmer and a dust buster :lol:

I must say though my 19yr old DS doesn't seem to moult half as much as he did a couple of years back...yes sadly I can tell whose pubes are whose, all 3 men in the house have a slightly different colour :lol: So maybe it is a hormone thing and as they settle a bit the damage to the floor isn't so bad?
I'd be worried about unnecessary thickening as well...

Oh what a thread certainly has given me a much needed giggle :D But I do understand your pain!

:ROFL: Oh my dont tell me I have this to look forward to in 2 short years!!!! the funniest part is you have more boys to come I think you will have to bring in the hairy little :ninja: cleaner ( sorry just found this smiley he is so cute I just had to use him :) )


This has not been my week have found out that girls these days are starting to have sex at 13 now I find out that my boys are going to have pubes at 13... I dont know if I am ready for all of this.... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

sorry I am no help for you :duh:

My DD wont be having sex at 13, I'm working on a chastity belt that works in a similar way to an electric fence. :P

DS nearly 13 is exactly the same, last year in grade 6 he told me that when the boys were changing at swimming lessons he was the only one with pubic hair. He also wanted to shave his facial hair last year but once I told him it will grow thicker once you shave he decided against it. I think it's wonderful that you have that open relationship with him.

Regards,
Dianne

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My DD wont be having sex at 13, I'm working on a chastity belt that works in a similar way to an electric fence. :P

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Can you make me two please, DD1 is already obsest with men, God help me when she is a little older, is it bad I am hoping she doesnt grow in her boobs until she is at least 16... that way i am hoping she wouldnt want a boy to see her flat chest lol

Oh god I didnt think about the thickening issue :rolleyes:

Maybe we should just put in thick shag pile carpet through the house instead of the current, near white tiles. That way I wouldnt be able to see them as much as I can now.

DS12 isnt anywhere near as hairy as DS13 and he actually asks when he is going to get them. He is constantly checking his armpits and showing me his growth :clap::clap:
Hopefully my little gorilla coped the lot for all of them and the rest of the boys are going to be of the non moulting variety :p

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First :rofl: and welcome to my world :lol:
DH is a second descendent ape :rofl: (shhh)

If you can talk to him, I would suggest clipping but either way he needs to clean it up. DH has his own little dustpan and brush solely for that purpose.

I think you need to discuss grooming :D

Good luck xo

I don't think the trimming would work. He'd have to do it pretty often (and he's a 13 year old boy so would probably get bored with it pretty quickly!) and also as it grows back it get ITCHY! So that might be a turn off too!
I like PP's idea... get him a dustbuster!