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So..... what is the most inappropriate place you could punch one out?
I'm voting for the floor of the senate at question time. In the lower house they probably wouldn't even notice ;)
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So..... what is the most inappropriate place you could punch one out?
I'm voting for the floor of the senate at question time. In the lower house they probably wouldn't even notice ;)
During High Tea service at the Windsor Hotel.
:rofl: Ummmmmm, hmm. I'm going to go with a peak hour train. Birth goop on ALL the commuters.
At a wedding. Or a funeral. Preferably an internationally televised wedding/funeral.
in the throne room at Buckingham palace.
XH's office.
I think the young kid at eagle boys pizza thought it was inappropriate to have a contraction in the store, don't worry about the birth.. He even held the door open for me and looked horrified, lol..
The throne would make one hell of a birthing stool :lol: and you could wear nowt but the crown of England.:
While taking your final vows at the nunnery.
My cousin gave birth at a petrol station...
Noice Teni, noice, really classy that...did she get an extra 4c of per litre? :p:p
What about the on an episode of Ladette to Lady? Or would that be *too* appropraite...?
lol in a classroom!!
sex ed 101 lol
in a supermarket would be funny too
"mop and bucket required in isle 10 please!"
At the zoo.
On a plane.
Brothel
Most of the women on 'I didn't know I was pregnant' give birth at truck stops. They're classier than regular petrol stations.:
On a freeway/highway/motorway... I think that would be pretty inappropriate especially if you hold up traffic!
Good story for bub to tell later though...
"I stopped traffic when I was born "
At a meeting for a premarital abstinence group?
In a solarium tanning bed?
My mum was born in a Pizza Hut carpark... was in a hurry after dinner LOL :)
Public swimming pool don't think others would appreciate the relief water has for a birthing mum!
On the doorstep of your babydaddy's new girlfriend's place :o
His wife-of-twenty-years' doorstep would be worse :p:
On the set of Maury povich.
At least they'd have bulk paternity tests on hand.:
On your MIL's Laura Ashley white linen couch while meeting her for the first time.
Central court Wimbledon and not wearing whites!
Showing your age there N2L...Laura Ashley? ;P :rofl::
The preferred designer of all uptight MILs :p
Easter Nats, Summer Nats, UFC Title Belt contest, Cronulla Beach Australia Day BBQ
While skydiving?
We have a Laura Ashley at our local shopping centre... I like lots of thier stuff. Should that be embarrasing or something? :confused:
On a plane?
(Has that been said? I have a feeling I read it somewhere but dont have time to check as my battery is about to go fl...)
I'd have thought bunji jumping...or while trying to score a home run.:
heir to the throne? pfft move over willy my kid was born on it!:
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All, like, y'know, totally amazing places to, like, y'know, pop out a kid. Totally.
Church, in the baptism pool :p
Though mine might actually go for that...
Feebs you win! That's gross!!! ;):
At a Gay Nightclub - on male only night.
Your mum must be young.:
double points if you birth a girl ;):
My friend was born on a plane! Parents were supposed to have a babymoon in Fiji ...:
When I was pg with DS1 I worked until 39 weeks, and had some court appearances. You should have seen the looks I got from the Associate ... he seemed dead certain that I was about to "inappropriate" all over his court ... :lol:
It would be pretty inappropriate to give birth at the Anzac day dawn service.
While giving your acceptance speech at the Academy Awards...
or
while yelling *talk to the hand! ho* on Jerry Springer
Oh Jerry....I miss yr calibre of guests xx
At a packed beach on Australia day, imagine all the places sand could get......
My girls were born on inappropriate days Rememberance Day, Halloween and St Patricks day