vagina farts???!??

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ok this is HIGHLY embarrasing but i need to ask....

as the title suggest, does anyone else ever experience them? Its only since ive had DD that ive experienced this.... it can happen in all sorts of diff situations... when DTD, if im doing exercise particularly yoga/pilates stretches
Its not like an actual fart fart, but feels more like air escaping from down there, and it can sometimes make a similar fart type noise...

I thought it would go once everything down there had healed and sorted itself out after labour... but a year on and still the same. its actually really embarrasing :redface:

any suggestions?advice? please

I do get them (sooooooo embarassing :redface:) but only after DTD sometimes. I don't know how to help you hun, as it seems there might be air that's getting in somehow?? It is usually after DTD? I know that if it's really shallow thrusts (sorry TMI) some air can get in there and hence it has to come out somehow. I hope someone can make some good suggestions, it would be very frustrating!

Happens to me too, only after DTD.

Regards,
Dianne

Yep, never really any other time than after DTD :)

I'm not alone YAY! I get them ALL the time :/ so embarrasing. They sound like a really sloppy wet fart :( Dear lord someone please tell me it goes away?

Yep i get it too, have for a long time, even before DD, so I don't think it does, i'm sorry to say :(

I sometimes get them usually only during doggy style :rofl: it's a complete mood killer for me. It doesn't bother DH but does me and once you know it's there you know it's going to come back out sooner or later.

DP calls it a 'queef'. It happened to me for the first time last week.

Having a strong pelvic floor helps to prevent the air getting in in the first place. So get going with your 'lift and squeeze' exercises!

I get it!!! DH loved it. He thinks its cause he's getting an awesome spot and I'm enjoying. It's a little embarrassing but oh well.

I do them too. I call them fanny farts.

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I do them too. I call them fanny farts.

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Fanny farts IS the technical term! They are very common and I do know a few people who can do them on demand (do NOT ask me how I know this!)

I used to be able to lol. Until I accidentally did it in a yoga session PMSl never done it deliberately again

They used to call them "fanny farts"

Yup totally natural. I just laugh now and say good lord! I might add that it's only certain positions that it happens.

I've been married too long to worry about things like that. Besides DH has let the odd fart rip while we're doing the deed...I see it as putting in lots of effort!! :rofl:

O.o I've yet to experience this natural wonder. Something to look forward to with much anticipation :lol:

Yeh for a while after dd3 it would happen and everytime we do doggy style, even after nine years together its highly embarrassing

I can do it on demand. Dh thinks its hilarious....

But!! I did get it a lot after ds. I did my exercises and it rarely happens randomly now.

It's happened to me a few times. I don't know that it has to do with pelvic floors though as I used to have crazy strong pelvic floors (used to!) and it happened. It was often in a certain position only. I just laugh when it does. DH doesn't care but I crack up! Lol.

How do you do it on demand. I'm sitting here pushing like a fool haha. I did once fart while I was sitting in right pants, and it went up into my vagina? :dunno:

Bahahaha PZ, I've done that too! Gross!! The ol fanny fart has happened here whilst DTD too!

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How do you do it on demand. I'm sitting here pushing like a fool haha. I did once fart while I was sitting in right pants, and it went up into my vagina? :dunno:

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...I can do it on purpose too :redface: I used to do it as a kid after baths by sticking my naked butt in the air, relaxing and... I don't know how to explain the motion, it sort of feels like my vag is gulping in air :lol:

Oh god, there go my chances of ever being respected on here anymore :rofl:

LOL!! This thread is getting personal... Haha! :-)

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...I can do it on purpose too :redface: I used to do it as a kid after baths by sticking my naked butt in the air, relaxing and... I don't know how to explain the motion, it sort of feels like my vag is gulping in air :lol:

Oh god, there go my chances of ever being respected on here anymore :rofl:

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Totally get what you mean tenibear lol. Hilarious thread, sorry, but it is. Nice to know you aren't alone lol.

Pilates moves are great for inducing fanny farts.

Teni I have the funniest image in my head bahaaa

Ohhh u girls have made me feel a bit more normal! Lol as if I've never heard any of my girly friends ever mentioning this before! It must be one of those unmentionable unmentionables :p lol at the noises our body makes!

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Some yoga moves are like that.
I did a class and stopped doing a move for the above reason- so the teacher came to help me and wouldn't take no for an answer :redface:

apart from surgery, is there anything one can do?

As a teenager i could do them on demand, before i was even sexually active so no idea what the go was there. Happens only occassionally now but quite a bit while i was pregnant with dD.
as adults i dont think my brother would ever mention it but he used to sit there and egg me on to do it =/ :chair:

This thread cracked me up!

And yes I get 'Fanny Farts' too.

While DTD is most common, but I sometimes get them on days when *TMI I have extra CM.

There's plenty of videos on YouTube dedicated to this subject....

But, yeah. I just pull the same move as teni and hilarity follows.

I think that's where I'll draw the line lol.

Have to say this had me laughing so hard!! :lol:

Yep, I also have them DTD, BF & I just laugh and move right along.

I guess they are just a natural bodily function like the other kinds of farts

I've always had this even before kids and this is exactly why I don't to Pilates lol

Omg, I'm glad this thread was bumped, because since I started doing yoga I've fanny farted. Was hilarious!

Totally in awe of the ladies who can fanny fart on command :clap:

Oh god, WHY DID YOU BUMP THIS?! :rofl: I'd forgotten about my hideous overshare...

There was a biy on tjem on embarrassing bodies a few weeks back. They are also called a "love puff"!

2000 views - great going, ladies!

Nearly wet myself reading this over lunch today, hilarious! And so nice to know fanny farts are so common! :D

Hee hee hee.

Only my back bottom fluffs.

Except after certain "special cuddle" positions.