Funny story about my sister's friend...
No names though!!!
My sister & hubby attendeed natenatal classes & made great friends (still to this day) with one particular couple!
They catch up after babies are born first babies for both, they start talking about labour, birtn etc...
The boys are a bit tipsy & start getting kind of graphioc then the friends DH burst out laughing & says Please****, (to his wife), can I tell them?"
Eventually he starts to tell them how when she was in labour she starts yelling at the top of her lungs grabbing the nurse by the throat..."Noone ever told me out comes outta your a*se!, It's coming outta my F*ing A*se! Oh my God my A*se is tearing, make it stop, It's coming outta my a*se" Then let's go of nurse who is now turning blue & the nurse tries hard to explain it just pressure on your bowels etc, with a slight smirk (so she believes) telling her it cannot come out of her bottom!
Her DH at this stage is buckled over in fit's of laughter trying to tell her, they have watched the videos & read books & love it can't come out of your bum, no matter what!
Next contraction comes & she procedes to start the same screaming again, about it coming out of her butt!!!
This went on until her son was born, she has never been so embarassed in all her life & the DH reckons the people in the nexst birthing room, were in fit's of laughter!!!! #-o
I can't help but think of the story each time we see them.... It's just too funny! =D>
