and you think you've had a bad day!!

I just had to share my day with you all if only to cheer someone who thinks they've hd a bad day!!

So it all starts quiet normally, got up, breakfast, dressed and out of the house for swimming lessons on time for once in our lives. Swimming lessons enjoyed by dd 1 and 2 then off into town. I'm in a shop when i notice that DD 2 had wet straight through her nappy and soaked her pants so back into the car and off to target to buy a new pair of pants as i've still got a couple of things to do in town and it would take to long to go home to get clean pants and then back again.

So we grab a pair of pants and are in the que at the check out in Target when DD 1 (nearly 4) vomitts all over the floor again and again! It came out of no where as she showed no signs of being ill prior to this. I was mortified, everyone was looking at me and either giving "thats disgusting" looks or "stupid woman why has she brought a sick child to the shops" looks. I'm trying to comfort DD who was terrified as she's never vomitted once even as a baby and clean her up with all I had---a baby wipe!!! when I turn around to check on DD 2 who had avoided my attention for a few minutes and she's stuffing her face on the chocolates at the check out!!!!!!

I finally get the situation under some sort of control by putting both girls in a trollley and paying quickly for the pants and hurry to the car holding back tears and worrying about DD when IT happened.........

We must all have a bug cos out of no where..........

I farted and **** my pants!!!!!!!!!

So now we have DD smelling like sick, me with knickers full of diarrhoea and DD 2 asking for chips for lunch!!!!

OMG it has to be the worst day of my life. So how was your day?:(

OMG you poor things. Hopefully you are all feeling better now. From someone who has shared your knickers experience ( ie poo! ) you will one day look back and laugh

Sue

Oh hon, what an awful day. Yep, that totally tops my bad day.

Hope tomorrow is better (can only go up really) and the tummies are all OK soon.

:hug:

OMG. You poor thing.
I hope you're all feeling better and tomorrow is a better day.

:hug: :hug: :hug:
xoxo.

Oh hun, :hug:

omg! You poor woman! I have to say, I was laughing - in shock - at the happenings at the registers!

No, that wasn't a good day at all!:hug:
Hope things got better after all that.

Oh hun you poor thing! I can only hope tomorrow is a better day! x

omg tops my bad day for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hope u all feel better soon

tomorrow is a new day

Oh no! you poor love, I would have died from embarrassment right there and then if I were you. And I think I would have just started crying from the sheer enormity of it all. So how are you and the girls feeling now? I hope you are all OK - Michael said you've had a bad run.

But you win, I thought my embarrassing moment today when I brought a new wooden spoon in a fancy kitchen shop, and in front of none other than our local Member of parliament Paige asks why did I need to buy a new 'wopping spoon' - I tuned bright red cause he laughed and said 'nah, that's not a wopping spoon - the handles not long enough' and all I could do was take my change and my spoon and squeak, "I really don't use use it as a wopping spoon' and I took off LOL.

:cryinglaugh: omg trillian.

Strangely enough we're all fine now but thanks everyone for your wishes and laughter!!! Molly had a big sleep and you wouldn't know there was anything wrong with her. She even asked for nuggets and chips on the way home!! (didn't get them of course). And luckily I haven't had any more "incidents" just feel so stupid, I need nappies!!!

Kiki - that's known as a "shart" according to DP! Sorry I had to laugh but it topped my day for badness that's for sure! I hope you are all feeling better :hug:

LOL.. sorry I had to laugh...
And - I joined you today in the poop in pants brigade... mine was from a side effect from medication I have to take.... I had the "I need a nappy" thought too afterwards.. lol

Oh dear.....if I have a bad day now I will think of what you went through. Tomorrow has got to be much better :hug: hopefully this means you wont' be having anymore bad days for a veeeeerrrrry long time.

Wishing you a much better day tomorrow Kiki. And I'm so glad you could still have a sense of humour about it.

sorry, but, i had to laugh as well.
But, it sounds like you handled the situations really well. Good on you.

Thanks!!! That really brighten my day!! And no, thinking back my day/night were not THAT bad ... :)

I'm glad you all feel better now.

OMG ! What a day, you poor thing, i have to admit though that i could help laughing- it sounds like something you would see happen in a movie or something... I hope all of you are feeling better now

:hug: I hope you are feeling much better today..

:cryinglaugh:I can't believe you shared it on here hun. You are soooo funny.

I hear you can buy some depend pants in your size :p

Seriously though, I hope you and Molly are feeling better today.

Trillian, too funny, Go the wopping spoon. :D

I've got a big pack of Tena Lady here if anyone needs them :cryinglaugh:
Its what happens when you send Dp to the shops for pads....

Today is a new (hopefully shart free) day!

O my I am so sorry but I am finding this the funnest thing ever.... I am sorry I am laughing at you... I hope you are all feeling ok now... just think your lucky you all didnt have your accidents in the pool where you would have to face them all again plus they would have had to drain the pool.... LOL

Thanks so much for sharing PMSL

lol im with GUDISM... i had to laugh... but i feel so sorry for you guys. hope you all get better

:rofl::rofl:


Sorry.

You poor thing!

Glad you all are feeling better now xox

You poor thing!! Hope you and your DDs are fine today :hug: