Funny! Eviction notice for baby!

To: Baby Bump

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing 14 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 14 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 14 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation

Love,
Mummy



Lol I won't really forceful evict him though!!! hehe

Very funny. I love it

Very funny Jas! I hope your little bundle doesnt keep you waiting too long!! I cant wait to see pictures of him and hear your news!

lol that was great

Thats great!!!!!!!!!! Very funny

HAHA i love it!!!

Hmm you have been told bubby!!

Thanks for the giggle

That is PRICELESS!! I love it!! specially the bit about additions to the back of the house

:lol: That was funny...hopefully your little bundle has received the message loud and clear and you get to meet him/her very soon. Goodluck.

lol thanks everyone! I hope he has heard!

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You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

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LOL! And around the sides ;)
Thanks for the giggle, Jas. Hope your little one doesn't keep you waiting too long.

I love it!! Lol

:ROFL:

Did you write that?! It's fantastic and absolutely hiarlious!! I'm sending it onto all my preggy buddies now! :clap:

Nope I didn't...I'm not that funny. Afriend who had her baby early feb sent it to me when she had 2weeks to go so had been waiting for my turn to share it!

That was hilarious, I almost wet my pants while reading it!

Best of luck with the birth.

Thanks! Very much looking forward to it!

LOL@ Jas - Gold, in a few weeks I might steal that eviction notice and read the riot act here too...

lol go ahead!! I am 10days down and 4days left on my eviction notice!!