"oh here come my slaves to tend my needs, mmmm i think i shall challenge them and not take a dump just yet. No lets lull them in to a false sense of security, let them make me all clean and dry and then wham oh i'll let go (metaphorically speaking) about 5mins after we finish this change. By the way where is my food, what is the hold up, after 10 weeks you think they could move a tad faster, i mean how hard is one of those things they call a bottle so to make, i am sure i could do it if i had better head control (and fine motor skills) ....i shall share my displeasure..." *cue loud wails with arms and legs waving*