If I were you I'd be renting a movie and watching it at your mums.
Little bit of backstory: I live next door to my mum, dad, and two younger brothers. As such, I'm over quite a bit. Sometimes I don't even change out of my pyjamas when I come over. I've also lost my key to the main front door, and have been locking the security door instead while making sure the main one doesn't click shut.
About half an hour ago, I decided to go visit Mum, as I do. Since it's a hot day, I also decided to close the main door to keep the inside cool. I figured I usually stay for a while, so Scott can come get me when he comes home from work (he's got the only front door key we can find) at about 11 tonight. I've got my jama pants on, with no bra.
So, I shut the door and go to Mum's, where I encounter two teenage girls on the couch. One I know to be my 19-year-old brother's girlfriend, and the other I'm assuming is just a friend. I asked where my mum is, and their answer made me choke. She's gone away for the weekendWhere's my brother? At work for the next two hours. Bah! I explained my predicament, then walked away and made myself some toast... then I heard them whispering. They were wondering what would happen to their plans for the night. "We can't do it here with her here!" one gasped. "my place is too far away and your parents are home! [Brother] said we'd be alone tonight!"
Oh, brother of mine, what exactly have I inturrupted?My mind can't help but jump to the worst (from a big sister point of view at least)... Am I a terrible sister for cackling like this?
![]()
If I were you I'd be renting a movie and watching it at your mums.
well my mind jumped straight to the gutter lol i wish i was in your situation right now i dont think id be able to stop myself from quizzing over what i overheard
So are you still there? In your jam as lol
Looks like a party could have been planned, dare I say ....what i was thinking ....How old is your brother btw?
Looks like you have spoiled their night ... Cackle... Cackle
Haha, that's GOLD!
OMg too funny! you have made my day! wonder what they wanted to get up to? are you still there? are you going to stay over tonight?
They just told me they're gonna go shopping. Yeah right, I bet they've run off to see him at work and tell him I'm here! I should've known Mum would be going away, too, she always does if it's hot on a weekend. I don't even have my other brother to annoy, he's with Mum!
ETA: I'm going to have to stay here til Scott gets home from work. I don't have a car to drive (well, I do, but she's been conking out here and thee - plus those keys are in my house) and I wouldn't anyway because I'm in my pyjama pants
![]()
Haha too funny!!!!!!!!!!! Wonder what you have interupted in plans!!
that's priceless! nice one![]()
I'm just going to hide in the other brother's bedroom. That way they can't get up to anything but I still don't have to look any of them in the eye![]()
Lol good job!!!
smoke pot?
cheeky buggers!
Oh myi did giggle at this one..
One can only imagine what they were all going to do![]()
PMSL!! Let us know what happens.
Bookmarks