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thread: Funniest gift?

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    Funniest gift?

    What's the funniest gift you've ever received? What's the funniest gift you're planning to give someone?

    Received: an extendable/telescopic backscratcher. Yes. I was falling about laughing for about 10 minutes after, much to the confusion of the giver.

    Giving: nothing funny this year. Hmmm might need to fix that.

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    I gave my mum a Facebook for Dummies book because she always rings me with random FB questions. It didn't stop her ringing me!

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    We do a twist on kk and it's a bad present rather than good one, bil is getting a shark jaw (teeth and all) & sil is getting a high school musical dance game

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    For our work kk, I got someone who is absolutely petrified of birds, so I'm getting him a bird encyclopedia

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    I got a stamp that says "Fu@#ing Brilliant", I plan on stamping all of my uni assignments with it before I submit them lol

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    For our work kk, I got someone who is absolutely petrified of birds, so I'm getting him a bird encyclopedia
    Hahaha I spat my tea out laughing.

    Haven't ever gotten or given anything funny... Think I'll give BIL something funny this year! Will keep my eye on here for ideas..

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    Family KK last year was a all in a pile, take a number type gig.

    Some one bought a jumper knitting mag .... From the 80s and a 'weather rock' byo rock - from an op shop.

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    DH did not find this funny but I sure did. I refuse to iron so he irons his own uniform. I noticed the cover needed replacing so last year for Christmas I gave him a new cover. This year I asked if he needed a new iron

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    DH did not find this funny but I sure did. I refuse to iron so he irons his own uniform. I noticed the cover needed replacing so last year for Christmas I gave him a new cover. This year I asked if he needed a new iron
    LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    DH once gave me a birthday card and as he handed it to me he said that he hadn't had time to write in it - sure enough, it was completely blank. Not even a printed message.

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    DH once gave me a birthday card and as he handed it to me he said that he hadn't had time to write in it - sure enough, it was completely blank. Not even a printed message.
    That is one gift you could definately re gift.

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    Funny one we've given; well father in law may have received the borat mankini from us
    Father in law is straight, dry sense of humour, rather serious guy. But there had been a joke at his work about borat and the mankini.. Anyhow we bought him one, first time and last time I saw him cry with laughter!

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    One work kk we had to give something starting with "s"

    Some guy was given squid (uncooked ones)

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    My mum got my hubby a gift set which included a photo frame. Int he frame she put a photo of her blowing kisses at him. So funny!!

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    One work kk we had to give something starting with "s"

    Some guy was given squid (uncooked ones)
    Bahaha! Ok, *can't* regift that one,

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    Bahaha! Ok, *can't* regift that one,
    Lol yep and it stunk the whole office as well!!

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    Last Christmas my Dad gave me a figurine that was an old person with a zimmer frame that you wind up and they walk along.....I had apparantly sarcastically said at some point previously, when seeing it in a catalogue - gee I wish someone would buy me that, so he did!

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    Re: Funniest gift?

    I got one of those things with nails that you make impressions of shapes in it ... pin art?

    It might have been two years ago. Really odd. And an aerobics VHS by a lady in her 60s. And a completely see through lace top.

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