Nikolaus can fix my problem

[maz]

My dalring little Nikolaus was so excited when we told him that we were having another baby. afterall he had come to the royal womens and been there when the doctor explained that they were fixing me so I could have another baby.

Well....

On the way home on the train Nikolaus wanted to know how the baby comes out of a mummy's tummy.

We are very truthfull with our children but somethings just make the hairs on the bakc of my neck stand up.

I explained that a baby comes out of the mummy's bum (our term for a who ha).
After about 2 mins and a stern looking Nikolaus itching and contemplating decided to ask me if our new baby would come out of my front bum.
I told him no...mummy's is broken as mummy has to have a c/s.
another 2 mins go past.. how does the baby come out then mummy?
I explained that the doctor has to cut open my tummy and reach in and take the baby out.....all is quiet.

10 mins later out of the blue Nikolaus pipes up with

i know what mummy......if your front bum is broken, we'll get dad to fix it (dad's a builder) and then the baby can come out properly.

If only

[suse]

PMSL Maz - can Jed fix mine too while he's being Mr Fixit?

[BekZ]

I am reading correctly? Maz are you having another bub?

[Beach Mama]

Awww so cute Maz, but Im a wondering too if you have something to spill???

[~Raven~]

W_____T______F!!!!!!!

Are you telling a tale of old or is this a new snippet of news?

[Nelle]

Sammi. I charge thee with the task of calling Maz. Or I will.

If this is old news Maz, thou shalt recieve a royal whopping from us for giving us a shock!

[Enchanted]

I read the post a few times wondering the same thing. Then was too scared to post incase I missed something!! I even checked out the pregnancy annoucements... Spill Maz... help us poor confused girlies

[feeb]

i did same read a few timees and checked ticker!!!!!!!!1

[Nelle]

But Maz was just saying today that Jed said NO to #5...it must be an old story that just occurred to her...

...mustn't it?

[BekZ]

I am so glad that I am not the only one who is confused. I checked her ticker, and pg announcements too!!!

[briggsy's girl]

i'll add my confuzzlement - definitely read the post more than once, checked sig and ticker...

c'mon maz! tell us!

[Visitor7]

oh, what an absolute darling!! Number 5 hey Maz, you go girl

[Trillian]

I"m thinking the first bit is in retrospective? Or is our Maz going to be one busy lady

[Beatrix]

OMG

Comon Maz... we need to know

[~Saram~]

Maz... where are you keeping us all in suspense?????

[maz]

NO sadly no baby number 5 for me


it was an old tale when I was pg with Vyolett..i thought by me saying that he was at the hospital with me that people would gave guessed....sorry girlies

so no more wetting panties....my shop is closed for business...onnly other babies i'd 'have' are those that I would dontate for IFYKWIM

[BekZ]

Maz - At least you created some Saturday night excitement!!!!

[Trish]

OMG Maz, I was sitting here thinking.......

Atleast I wasn't kept in suspense for too long!!