My 3yr old makes me laugh

[aussienic]

He just went to the toilet to do a stand up wee

He came out and said...

J: I don't need to lift the toilet seat up
Dad: Whys that
J: Cus I got a big penis



I just had to share cus its just so funny and damn adorable

[~Trish~]

Ha ha! He sounds like such a boy LOL!

[squidipa]

DS3 said "dad look.. Josiah is like me... he has a winkie tooo lol" this was about 3 days ago

[angelaartsstudent]

At least you don't have to ask him to put the seat down :P

[aussienic]

Kids are just funny..

It would be nice if he didn't leave a dribble on the seat though

[helle]

bahaha! That is just to adorable!

[Ozziehoffy]

how cute is that! Such a male comment though...lol. Oskar currently thinks all babies and well people have a penis.... points at mummy and says "mummy memis" (penis)...ummm no not mummy..lol.

[Floweryfields]

My that is so cute!

I have a 3 year old story from work the other day....Miss 3 was asked to move to a spot in the shade (it was very hot) and she didn't want to. She moved under duress and had her bottom lip hanging. I said - 'and pick your lip up off the floor thank you' - next thing I know she is looking on the floor under her chair to find where her lip had gone to!!! Asking me, where, what are you talking about (my name).....

It was so funny.

[aussienic]

how cute is that! Such a male comment though...lol. Oskar currently thinks all babies and well people have a penis.... points at mummy and says "mummy memis" (penis)...ummm no not mummy..lol.

We have finally gotten that out of Jacob now he yells a little to loudly. Go change your gina daddy.. and no we have no idea why he says that to daddy lol..

My that is so cute!

I have a 3 year old story from work the other day....Miss 3 was asked to move to a spot in the shade (it was very hot) and she didn't want to. She moved under duress and had her bottom lip hanging. I said - 'and pick your lip up off the floor thank you' - next thing I know she is looking on the floor under her chair to find where her lip had gone to!!! Asking me, where, what are you talking about (my name).....

It was so funny.

Thats hilarious

[Crystalwings]

aussienic - They are very cute. I also work in childcare and have heaps of 3yr old stories, here are 2 I thought I would share.

I have a mole on my arm that has a hair growing out of it (when I forget to pluck it). I was reading Mr 3 a story and he looked at my arm, jumped up and said "Oh no, you have a tree growing out of your arm!" He was most concerned.

I hurt myself at work by bumping my head. A short time later miss 3 came over and said "Do you have a bum buddy (my name)?"
"beg your pardon?'
"Do you have a bum buddy, you know?"
"I'm not sure what you mean"
She then went to the children fridge and pulled out a 'Bump Buddy' which is like an ice pack, it was so cute.

[squidipa]

ds8 now but when he was little he became highly concerned i didnt have a winkie so told me he was gonna buy me one at the shops lol

[aussienic]

Boys are just so much fun..

Another story from my 3yr old. He calls his Dad boofhead but its so sweet.. Night Boofhead.. Wuv you boof head.. but he also calls his sister Livi stink

[Visitor9]

Eliza told me the other day that "When she grows up she might have big boobies like me", that wouldnt have been that bad except we were in the express isle at the supermarket.

[Arimeh]

lol

Ahhhh I can't wait till DS starts saying more things like this... he's a pretty funny bugger already..

[QueenMab]

Ahahahaha Nic, good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that or it would've been all over the screen!!

[aussienic]

Eliza told me the other day that "When she grows up she might have big boobies like me", that wouldnt have been that bad except we were in the express isle at the supermarket.

Oh when they say those things in public its the worst