Madam Zaritska birth experience predictor - just for fun

[UsPlus2]

A friend of mine sent me a link to Madam Zaritska's birth predictor.

It's just a funny online thing, I dont take it seriously, here's what it said -
The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and a lot of black hair.

If this turns out to be true, DD will be almost 3 times bigger then DS was when he was born LOL hmm might start practising those breathing exercises.

anyone else done one?

[TeniBear]

Ohhh I remember doing this earlier this year! I'll see if I can find it...

Here's the link - I knew it was on BB before! I hope it doesn't come true, I don't think I'd like a 15 pounder

This is my latest prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and a lot of black hair.

I suppose I'm okay with that, though 11 pounds is still pretty damn big! The six-hour labour makes up for it though Don't know where the black hair's coming from, hubby and I are both fair-haired

[Trillian]

This was mine;

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blonde hair.

Someone please pass me the epi-no I think Dh might be accusing me of letting the postman in though - all of our kids have brown hair and brown eyes

[skybie]

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have medium green eyes and some red hair.

green eyes and auburn hair hey?? maybe this one will look like me!

[lissy]

LOL I think Madame seriously has her wires crossed as far as baby features go....both DF & I are dark haired lol.

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have light hazel eyes and a little patch of blonde hair.

[Beautiful Disaster]

Im a little worried she said a girl and we are pretty sure according to scans its a boy lol although they can be wrong

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and a lot of brown hair.

good weight that can stay lol and the blue eyes but both DF & I are fair hair (me naturally anyway lol)