Anyone want a threenager????

[{sarah}]

As in, he is three with the attitude of a teenager!

He has been screeching for the last half an hour because daddy, heaven forbid, spoke to him. He yelled in a nasty voice "don't talk to me" so I asked him to apologise & speak in a nice voice, as you do. Nup didn't want to. He was then sent to sit in the library on his own until he can speak nicely. So what does he do? Screeeeeeam "MUMMY" in a high pitched screech over & over.

I am sooo not losing this battle of wills. When he calms down we wil discuss the matter & HE WILL APOLOGISE.

So yeah, anyone want him?!

[Ambah]

Suuuuuure.... but only if you take my 4yo as a trade

[Arimeh]

I'll swap for a twonager ?

He was screeching high pitched this morning because he wanted Jatz crackers for breakfast. Really. Jatz crackers? Not likely my friend.

[Artechim]

LOL, my neice just came for a visit and gave me a similar insight into life with a 3 year old.

I guess I can live in denial for a couple more years lol

[Liz]

LOL no thanks.. already have one.. and he's not 3 until March! LOL.

Oh we have these battles every day at the moment, and unfortunately with me being tired and sick the last couple of days, he is pushing my buttons badly. But yeah, you only have to look at him or what he's doing, "don't look at me" "don't look at it" "go mummy".

I feel a bit bad, with the "go away mummy", lately I've been saying" ok I'll go". I pick up my bag & keys, pick up Kayla and go out the front door. He FLIPS. i let him freak for a bit then go back in and ask him if he really wanted mummy to go. No, he didn't. So I asked him not to tell me to go away anymore. He still says it (habit I think.. just something he says when he's upset about something) and I ask him now, do you really want me to go? Shuts him up LOL. Trying to get him to realise what he's actually saying to people.

*sigh*.

Anyway.. i know exactly what you mean about the battle of wills. Sometimes I have to stop the vicious cycle or we'd fight all day. So I try and put him in a position where he'll do something good and I can praise him for a change! LOL.

It's a tough gig this toddler parenting! Love the "threenager" tho.. gonna steal that one

[~Kim~]

no thanks, but you get my sympathy - Darcy lost it last night because she wanted to go to work with her father.....
and I'm rarely her friend anymore...but hey in my line of work you get used to that lol.

[Yael]

I have one of them also. He really pushes my buttons, i can't believe he acts like a 15 year old with PMS. If anyone find out how to deal with them, please let me know.

Mine likes to say "don't believe it", and "go away" to people...

I'm currently hiding in the study from mine i can't believe i'm hiding from my child.

[{sarah}]

i can't believe he acts like a 15 year old with pms.

mine too!!

[kirsty_lee]

LOl nah thanks Sarah, I have one that is 9 months going on 14 today *sigh*

[Astrid]

Got one here already thanks. Even if she has had a good time or gotten something she wants, she still finds some reason to whinge She definately has an attitude!

[Arimeh]

Got one here already thanks. Even if she has had a good time or gotten something she wants, she still finds some reason to whinge She definately has an attitude!

OMG.. this means mine won't get better as he gets older!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!

lol

[Evie76]

I'll second Arimeh. DS wanted "gickie" (bickies) for breakfast. As in Yo-Yos or Arrowroots. Drives me bonkers.

You have my sympathy, empathy and all that. But I won't have him............ *sigh*

[Melly01]

I would.. but I already have one and he doesn't like to share the title..
we went to a birthday party today and I followed him upstairs to make sure he didn't trash the place.. he screamed at me "Go away from me Mummy! I never! I never want you talking to me!" and then tried to push me down the stairs..

I felt horrible since he is usually good when he's not at home.

At home if we tell him not to do something and he doesn't like it he will tell me off and then storm off and slam his bedroom door.. and then he comes back later and gives me a commentary on what happened "you told me no, I did scream, I did walk down the hallway.. I did slam the door and cry, and you did not come for me!" lol

[Ozziehoffy]

You can have my 15 year old as a trade if you want... I almost left him on the side of the highway earlier!

[christy]

YES!!! I'll take him! Matilda and he can not be friends with each other and fight over every little thing and I will sit and laugh.... and then cry... and then laugh again!

I like teenagers and all their angst....

[Nai]

As in, he is three with the attitude of a teenager!

He has been screeching for the last half an hour because daddy, heaven forbid, spoke to him. He yelled in a nasty voice "don't talk to me" so I asked him to apologise & speak in a nice voice, as you do. Nup didn't want to. He was then sent to sit in the library on his own until he can speak nicely. So what does he do? Screeeeeeam "MUMMY" in a high pitched screech over & over.

I am sooo not losing this battle of wills. When he calms down we wil discuss the matter & HE WILL APOLOGISE.

So yeah, anyone want him?!

OMG! Replace son with daughter in this scenario and you have my DD almost word for word. I can empathise completely

[aussienic]

yeh I think I will say noooooo I don't want another

at threenager.. Never heard that expression before. My 'threenager' has come good over the last couple weeks.. (fingers crossed, touch wood I did not just jinx myself)

[MantaRay]

No thanks hun. I have one of my own - just a month older than yours LOL! He is starting kindy tomorrow but I swear in some ways he's like a teenager about to start high school LOL.