Grotty Mummy Moments

[deni]

Has anyone got any grotty/embarrassing mummy moments to share?

My first bub is 11 wks old and I'm often so distracted i forget to check myself before heading out.

The other day I spent two hours at a cafe then got home and realised I had poo on my top from a poo BEFORE we went to the cafe (!!!), and yesterday I took bub for a walk in the pram and only realised when I got home that I still had a huge flannel stuffed down one bra cup for leakage during earlier breastfeeding from the other side, so I looked like I had one huge lumpy breast !!!!!!

I hope this passes. In the meantime we just have to laugh ....

[visitor1]

LOL>...oh i needed that giggle....

I usually go out with vomit all over me (well back in my DD's NB days...so far so good). Then id be thinking why does it smell like vomit everywhere i go... LOL

[Jewel]

I haven't had too many of these.
With DS1 I went to the supermarket leaking through my breastpad and noone told me, not even DP. I only found out I was leaking when I felt someone wet on my top when I was packing the groceries in the car. I was so embarrassed.

Yesterday I went out to lunch with food on my top. It was from picking up DS2 to clean him up before we were going and didn't think twice I might have got some on me. My sister didn't tell me I had anything on my top until we were out. I just shrugged it off. I'm proud of myself for not being all embarrassed over it.

[1MOREPLZ]

yep did that yesturday..Jack spewed on me prior to leaving..i wiped it with a bib that was near by..then forgot all about it.. and went out with a dried up spew mark on me

[~clover~]

A friend of mine went wondering around big W with a boob half hanging out once. She got the bottom in, but nipple was out.

I was silly enough to give Jesse lamington while I was wearing white pants, lol! I went & bought a pair of shorts at an op shop & changed in the car with my sister near wetting her self laughing next to me!

[Madham]

haha

I have been known a few times to forget to hook my bra back up after feeding and was in supermarket one day ans i bent down to get something off the shelf when somehow i got hooked on those silver racks and it took me ages to unhook myself, i must have looked like a real idoit bent over with my bra half open.... lmao

[visitor1]

haha

I have been known a few times to forget to hook my bra back up after feeding and was in supermarket one day ans i bent down to get something off the shelf when somehow i got hooked on those silver racks and it took me ages to unhook myself, i must have looked like a real idoit bent over with my bra half open.... lmao

I could only imagine being hooked on those silver shelves...id be dying of embarrassment....LOL