My 3yo is all grown up.

The other day he was getting upset over his frozen yoghurt - it was a smaller one as it was the end of the yoghurt tub and there wasn't enough left. He said it was the wrong shape and he didn't want it. I said, but look, it's a rocket ship. He said "mum, it's not a boat, it's not a rocket ship. It's just food". Hmmm.....

Then last night he did a poo in his pants. I asked him how poo got into his undies. He gave me a look and said "I put the food in my mouth, and it goes down my tummy and comes out my bottom. I am wearing undies so it came out into my undies". Ok, not quite the answer I was looking for....

Oh dear!!