I Can't STAND It When My Toddler touches My....

[Bathsheba]

This is a vent thread

Feel free to list all the things in your house that your toddler is constantly touching which is driving you insane!!! Let's see if there is a pattern. List your toddlers age and then the stuff:

My 2yo is always touching:

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The fridge, specifically the yogurt.
Books on my bookcase (leaves his own alone)
The toothpaste
Apples (one bite then leaves them lying around the house).
DVDs in the DVD player... tries to get them out himself.
The dial on the dishwasher (no child lock).
The Cereal box in the Pantry

If he was my only child maybe it wouldn't be so bad.... but my 5yo and 14yo are kinda facilitating my 2yo getting his hands on all of the above when they leave them within his reach.

Arrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!