The Joys of the Things They Say

[~ Zarava Flutterby ~]

DD1 is talking LOTS and i am finding it quiet amusing watching what and how she says things.

At the moment her fave words would probably be STOP, STUCK, HAPPY and meowing like a cat.

DD1 gave DD2 her CPK baby the other day then realised it was hers and she wanted it back so she ran over and yelled ZARA STOP STOP STOP and grabbed it and ran off again

DD1 was helping feed DD2, she went to hand her a piece of crumpet and i said no Zara doesn't eat that she turned around and tried again with a grin and said "ZARA, HAPPY TOAST"

So what does your little one say whether it be appropriate, inappropriate, funny or just so cute?

[AliBaby]

My DD gives toys/food to the dogs and then say 'ta' to them expecting them to say it to her.

[ss_storm]

DD1 was helping feed DD2, she went to hand her a piece of crumpet and i said no Zara doesn't eat that she turned around and tried again with a grin and said "ZARA, HAPPY TOAST"

hahahaha that is just gorgeous! @ 'happy toast'

[~Kim~]

love the Happy Toast....we need some of that around here in the mornings lol.

My DS is more the silent assassin, but DD had a few crackers.

She could say Lemon and Linda, but every day we ate Munch

She loved to look at cats but called them ****y Cats....very embarrassing in public....

As was her word for helmet - homo. We were in Target one day and there was a lady dressing a manequin. He had a skateboard and helmet as accessories and in her loudest voice says "Look mum he's got a homo!!". ...the lady nearly fell of her stool....

[~ Zarava Flutterby ~]

As was her word for helmet - homo. We were in Target one day and there was a lady dressing a manequin. He had a skateboard and helmet as accessories and in her loudest voice says "Look mum he's got a homo!!". ...the lady nearly fell of her stool....

that is hilarious!

Not so great for you but so so funny all the same.

[STARRYSKY]

LOL kim, I think that must be a common mispronunciation, my nephew said the exact same thing!

Jacobs thing at the moment is squealing, that real high pitched, break your eardrums type....whenever he sees an animal of any type, and that animal is also always referrred to as "kittteeeeeee".
at the pet food isle in the supermarket J will start squealing then pointing and exclaiming, "kittteeeeeee, kitttteeeeee, kitttteeeeee...." non stop!!

[MrsFabuloso]

LOL, kids say the darndest things!!

My DD was in with me the other day while I tried on some materninty pants, they came nowhere near to fitting me and she said to me 'Mummy, they too small, you really really too fat for those pants'. Thanks Lil, way to make mummy feel good! Now over a week later, most days she will ask me if I'm still really fat!
A few nights ago she was asleep and DH went in to check ont hem before we went to bed and she said 'I want to go to the Dora shop Da'. LOL, as if she knew DH was there!!
She's said sooo many other funny things....

DS has started to say some funny things too but they aren't coming to mind right now!

[Twin Sister]

My son (who is 2.5) has come up with a few doozies lately that have had me nearly peeing my pants. He's the king of inapproprioate

To the horrified cashier at Walmart "mommy has a baby in her tummy and it's going to come out of her Hoo Hoo soon and drink milk from her boobies"

To me while naked in his wading pool "look mommy look, my penis went Huuuuuuge"

To me the day after a day at the beach "mommy I really liked the girls at the beach with the big boobies" (already? seriously?)

To me after daddy tried to teach him the difference between Plato and PlayDough "mommy Play dough is a toy and Plato was a velociraptor"

While sitting on the potty (he usually wants me to stick around and chat) "mommy I really love you but I need some privacies please"

To someone who wanted to hug him when he wasn't in the mood "no thank you I'm allergic to hugs"

I don't know where he gets this stuff LOL