July 23rd, 2009, 04:34 PM
#1
just saw this read it's funny!
Toddler's Rules of Possession
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in anyway.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
July 23rd, 2009, 04:54 PM
#2
I love number 10
July 23rd, 2009, 04:59 PM
#3
July 23rd, 2009, 05:00 PM
#4
LOL... oh they are all soooo true.
#10 makes me think of the other day, Tallon popped a balloon which he had been overly possessive of through the day.. but he then told everyone that it was Kayla's balloon
July 23rd, 2009, 05:17 PM
#5
he he he
Sounds just like my DH too!
July 23rd, 2009, 08:29 PM
#6
July 23rd, 2009, 09:40 PM
#7
DS likes to inform the children at Day Care that "HIS" mother and father can only be touched by him. One kid likes to touch us to get a reaction out of him which is usually - "NO! My mummy/daddy"
I've never been owned before.
July 24th, 2009, 11:54 AM
#8
thats classic
July 24th, 2009, 02:20 PM
#9
That is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
July 24th, 2009, 02:23 PM
#10
I think that works for kids off ALL ages!!!
July 24th, 2009, 08:45 PM
#11
Oh man! Thats hilarious... somewhat preparatory for what lies ahead too!
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