DD#2 has just started telling stories.

My favourite was when we were all on the couch, and I noticed there were two dummies on the floor and told her to put them back in the bouncy-bounce (bouncinette) and she refused and had a meltdown so I got DD#1 to do it instead.

Later she tells me "Once upon a time mummy and cassie and feo (Theo) on the couch and dummies on the floor and the end!"
I especially like how she cut it short just before HER part came into it

We've also had her story of how the day passes: "Morning morning morning dark dark dark the end!"

And this long saga: "Once upon a time I went to the doctor the end!"

Priceless. Anyone else got a toddler in this phase?